Meg griffin

Meg Griffing is a creature of the night and a cretin if you ever have the misfortune to encounter her RUN!!!!!!!

daniel - Hi, Mike, I encountered a Meg Griffin yesterday
Mike - ewwwwwwwwww

by MR, will fist your sister February 27, 2020

Meg

Chilling.

What’s up?

Just been working, other than that, meg.

by Booknerd November 6, 2020

meg

meg is an amazing person they also like to be referred as koi too

meg is cool and sexy

by bigtittes1000 July 29, 2021

Meg Blackout

When you drink 2 bottles of champegne in 30 minutes. Because you are slugging them like an absolute LEGEND, 2 sip mimosas right down the hatch, one after another. Everyone you see you scream at for no reason and every time you take a step and fall. When you fall, you fall hard, breaking wine bottles, bongs, and basically anything else insight until your friends force you to sleep. Suddenly, you wake up at 12:55 A.M. to 100 notifications and epic confusion. Thats what you call a good old fashion Meg Blackout.

"My head hurts, I fell on a mirror this weekend when I Meg Blacked out"
" You didn't just black out, you had an epic Meg Blackout"

by blackout meg October 26, 2020

Meg wasted

A state of being drunk when you are 1 drink off the floor

I’m getting meg wasted tonight

by Ninina September 21, 2019

meg oo

something your dumbass friend sends you on discord with no context

person 1: meg oo
person 2: what the actual fuck

by the other taco May 27, 2022

Meg

Meg is the most petite pocket rocket you could ever meet. Meg is slightly unhinged, sometimes neurotic and can be known to home a strangely active amygdala. Meg is a pioneer of tenacity and chatter for many units on the planet; mainly those residing on the slowly sinking East Coast of Australia. If you come across a Meg, you will be instantly taken by her vivacity, beauty, intellect and a no fucks given attitude. Meg can go out of her window of tolerance and become a coey pest, however if she gains your trust, she's as loyal as yer Mum. Meg is an absolute champion in the sport of face yoga, and is as bendy as hell. If you dare to interlope with this firecracker, be prepared to be spiralled into an abyss of cognitive dissonance between ungodly pleasure and relentless needs for validation. Meg is a frisky Blondie lookalike teetotaller who will never stop entertaining her loved ones with her bogan charm and minxy sexiness. Those who depart from Meg, will not like to admit that they miss her dizzying personality, but rest assured, they secretly do.

Human 1 "Hey, I saw that cool Meg chick the other day, she found an actual chicken!"

Human 2 "Yeah man, I saw her go off at the MoshPit and then she talked my ear off and showed me some cool face yoga!"

by ThewordsmithofDully August 21, 2022