Bitch lasagna

The best diss track of T-Series you can ever hear.

I don't like you T-Series
Nothing personal, kid
But I must go all out
Just this once

Bobs or vegana, whichever will it be?
Sit the fuck down T-Series
I'm here to spill the real tea
You tryna dethrone me from spot on number one
But you India, you lose so best think you haven't won
When I'm through with you we're gonna be completely fucking done
'Cause we only just begun
I review you
Zero
Bye, bitch, gone
So come on T-Series
Looking hungry for some drama
Here let me serve your bitch lasagna

Bitch, lasagna
Bitch, lasagna
T-Series ain't nothing but a bitch, lasagna
Bitch, lasagna
Bitch, lasagna
Look at T-Series they just crying for their momma
Bitch, lasagna
Bitch, lasagna
T-Series ain't nothing but a bitch, lasagna
Bitch, lasagna
Bitch, lasagna
T-Series just wet themselves in their pajamas

So who the hell is Bob, and why you wanna kiss him? (ew)
I'm a blue eyes white dragon, while you're just dark magician (oof)
You got a fifth of the population in your nation but
I got nine year olds of worlds so hold your defecation (oops)
Motu Patlu, what the fuck is that even supposed to mean?
Your language sounds like it come from a mumble rap community
No papa, no papa, yes papa, Johnny
Now down all of this sugar and let's throw this fucking party with some-

Bitch, lasagna
Bitch, lasagna
Look at T-Series they just crying for their momma
Bitch, lasagna
Bitch, lasagna
T-Series ain't nothing but a bitch, lasagna

by Mixeles April 12, 2019

Ganja Lasagna

A great Lasagna meal. It ain't normal Lasagna. It is pot Lasagna. Lasagna with weed. Delicious.

"How many weed do we have?"
"Enough for a Ganja Lasagna😏

by ganjalasagna March 26, 2019

Cleveland Lasagna

When one shits in layers of pasta on someone's chest, and then wraps them up in plastic, so the pasta cooks itself.

*Note
It's better to eat tons of hamburger beforehand, and tons of laxatives, so you get the right consistency.

Man, that girl was so wild last night, she ayer her own Cleveland Lasagna!

by Nolando blume January 09, 2021

deep dish lasagna

Referring to the woman’s front private area. Unlike the standard reference of a taco, a deep dish lasagna is deep, moist, and layered.

I got hooked up with that girl up from the party yesterday and man, in bed she had a deep dish lasagna.

by MasterBigDump March 24, 2024

Lasagna dinner

When a woman is so attractive that you want to make her pussy look like a freshly baked lasagna dinner by fucking her while she is on her period and then cumming all over her pussy lips.

Damn she is definatly a lasagna dinner type of girl.

by Twistedeyedea May 30, 2019

Lasagna Beef

The specific beef inside of lasagna

Let's go get the lasagna beef from the store.

by Kashoot yourself April 23, 2019

Lasagna Lover

A person who loves the cartoon character, Garfield, so much that they and a partner cosplay as Garfield while the other person shoves a slice of lasagna in their ass and eats their ass out.

"You know, I'm a bit of a lasagna lover myself"
"Wanna show me how much you love lasagna? I've got a slice right here"
"Do you just so happen to have a costume of a certain orange fat cat?
"Wait right here"

by A Coffee Drinking Whale February 11, 2019