Bitch Lasagna

This is what your called when you challenge the one and only king of YouTube

Bobs or vegana, whichever will it be
Sit the fuck down T-Series
I'm here to spill the real tea
You tryna dethrone me from spot on number one
But you India, you lose
So best think you haven't won
When I'm through with you
We're gonna be completely fucking done
'Cause we only just begun
I review you
Zero
Bye bitch, gone
So come on, T-Series
Looking hungry for some drama
Here, let me serve your bitch lasagna
Bitch, lasagna
Bitch, lasagna
T-Series ain't nothing but a bitch, lasagna
Bitch, lasagna
Bitch, lasagna
Look at T-Series they just crying for their momma
Bitch, lasagna
Bitch, lasagna
T-Series ain't nothing but a bitch, lasagna
Bitch, lasagna
Bitch, lasagna
T-Series just wet themselves in their pajama
So who the hell is Bob, and why you wanna kiss him? (ew)
I'm a blue eyes white dragon, while you're just dark magician (oof)
You got a fifth of the population in your nation but
I got nine-year-olds of worlds so hold your defecation (oops)
No papa, no papa, yes papa, Johnny
Now down all of this sugar and
Let's throw this fucking party with some
Bitch, lasagna
Bitch, lasagna
Look at T-Series they just crying for their momma
Bitch, lasagna
Bitch, lasagna
T-Series ain't nothing but a bitch lasagna
Bitch, lasagna
Bitch, lasagna
Look at T-Series they just wetting their pajama
Bitch, lasagna
Bitch, lasagna
T-Series ain't nothing but a bitch lasagna
You got a population of 1.32 billion
But most your videos can't seem to hit even a million

by BitchLasagana4Ever February 12, 2019

Dirty Lasagna

Used as an expression when you and your Hot flatmate share a dinner, smash back a bottle of wine and then have sex.

Me and Emily had a dirty lasagna last night!

by EvanFromSuperbad90 November 5, 2021

eggplant lasagna

When you stick the eggplant in her lasagna

Hey honey let's make eggplant lasagna.

by DumbShit69420 March 12, 2023

Lasagna King

A tall semi-italian business man with big feet, a dump truck, tiny calves, tons of beautiful girl friends but no true maidens. They are godlike at smash but frequently have performances just as mid as their body dysmorphia makes them think they are. H.P. is there superpower. They have time traveled from the future. They also frequently recieve hate from non chads, not natty roid ragers, and 14 year olds from Istanbul.

Friend 1: “I think todays a good day for calf raises and to dm a maiden With to A’s in her name.”
Friend 2: “ Don’t be Such a lasagna king. Just skip leg day and ignore your gym rat like every other gym bro.”

by DaNFTMillionaire May 22, 2022

Lasagna

LA Sag nutttzzz

You Cut the rare disease of LaSagna

LASAGONDEEZNUTZ

by Spirit_Dank June 24, 2021

Lasagna

When you think you are done wiping but take another shit and wipe again. The layers constitute a Lasagna.

A just went to the bathroom for poo but it was a lasagna.
Lasagna is the opposite of a perfect.

by G_spot_3 March 27, 2020

Cleveland Lasagna

When one shits in layers of pasta on someone's chest, and then wraps them up in plastic, so the pasta cooks itself.

*Note
It's better to eat tons of hamburger beforehand, and tons of laxatives, so you get the right consistency.

Man, that girl was so wild last night, she ayer her own Cleveland Lasagna!

by Nolando blume January 9, 2021