Fraud of the Gaps

Wherever there is a hole in a conspiracy is further proof of said conspiracy.

When I told him the post office worker retracted their claim of fraud he said it's obvious they threatened him.

Sounds like the fraud of the gaps.

by reverendwaynard November 11, 2020

Gap-surfing

Browsing the internet on the London Underground. Usually by painstakingly connecting to free Wi-Fi for 20 seconds at each stop.

"Sorry for the slow replies, I'm gap-surfing on the sweltering Central Line.

by Magiver.co.uk July 13, 2015

Gap Fat

the lbs and lbs of fat gained by general laziness combined with ready meals, takeaways and/or boarding school/workplace food consumed on your gap year.

It's just gap fat.

by gapfattie May 1, 2011

Punters Gap

A Punters Gap is the space between the ski goggle and helmet of skiers and snowboarders, it is typically a horrendous sight and looks worse the bigger it is. Anyone who has a Punters Gap is typically thought of being new to snowsports or a complete idiot.

Take a look at that skier over there he has a huge Punters Gap, he must be a beginner.

by Henryg200 March 3, 2017

thot gap

A thot gap is the spacing between ones female two front teeth in there mouth

Lexy has a thot gap in middle of her mouth

by Trapog June 28, 2017

Phone gap

The larger than normal space left between cars in traffic by drivers using their smart phones.

The line at the drive thru was wrapped around the building because of all the phone gaps.

by Aeroscout February 11, 2023

knee gaps

Sometimes legs are so fat the knee caps are concave causing a gap.

Damn did you see those fat ass legs, she had some serious knee gaps

by Johnpricey October 18, 2017