slap the dog
slap the dog by nik April 30, 2004
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RM: This is a shitty hockey game.
CG: Ya, the Habs haven't scored for the third game in a row!
RM: I know, they sure fucked the dog tonight.
CG: Ya, the Habs haven't scored for the third game in a row!
RM: I know, they sure fucked the dog tonight.
fucked the dog by ha223kj2 April 13, 2011
Keepin' the Dog in the Bath
The physical act of not only inserting ones testicle into another's anus during sex, but keeping it there for as long as possible. Generally anal sex is conducted before doing this in an effort to essentially "loosen things up." This "move" is performed by perves and shady boombastiqua's alike and is only recommended for such types (see shaddy boombastique). People on steroids with something to prove may actually attempt to insert both testicles simultaniously, although many believe this to be impossible (including myself).
*Note: "This shit is hard."
**Note: Keep in mind that you are on your own. Post-coital conversation following this act may be extremely awkward.
*Note: "This shit is hard."
**Note: Keep in mind that you are on your own. Post-coital conversation following this act may be extremely awkward.
"Last night, I (Jon Yi) kept the dog in the bath for like 10 seconds. That shit hurt so bad but isn't it cool that I can say I did it? Isn't that cool?"
"I kept the dog in the bathtub for a personal record of 5 seconds one time. I wasnt walking the next day though."
"I kept the dog in the bathtub for a personal record of 5 seconds one time. I wasnt walking the next day though."
Keepin' the Dog in the Bath by Jaminsky March 29, 2005
hair of the dog
Drinking alcoholic beverages the morning after a night of heavy drinking. This is supposed to help relieve the hangover but really has no positive effects.
hair of the dog by Biden is a dick April 19, 2021
ayo what the dog doin
ayo what the dog doin by The amongus sus September 22, 2021
Skinning the dog
Skinning the dog by Ass&kitties September 1, 2016