Chimney Crickets

Little tiny Black Coats disguised as crickets in your chimney, layin bugs everywhere.

“I gotta get out of here, Chimney Crickets I’m surrounded!”

by Pseudo Doppelgänger May 26, 2024

Chimney Crickets

When under investigation by any given agency, Black Coats that ShrinkRayed themselves to hide in your chimney and plant bugs everywhere

“Man, shits gettin weird around here”

“I know man, them damn Chimney Crickets got the block hot”

by Pseudo Doppelgänger May 26, 2024

Chimney Crickets

When under investigation by any given agency, Black Coats that ShrinkRayed themselves to hide in your chimney and plant bugs everywhere

“Man, shits gettin weird around here”

“I know man, them damn Chimney Crickets got the block hot”

by Pseudo Doppelgänger May 26, 2024

The Risky Chimney

Smoking either weed or cigarettes and blowing the smoke into your partners asshole when they are ass up face down and hoping they fart the smoke out without their permission

Yo! Did you hear Eric blew cigarette smoke into Brooke's asshole and she farted on his face??

Damn that nigga would pull off The Risky Chimney

by MRrager May 31, 2024

Black Chimney

When you snort your deseased fathers ashes making your nose look like a black chimney.

Bro 1: What the fuck are you doing?
Bro 2: I'm hittin' a black chimney.
Bro 1: Lemme get a hit.

by Chets Meaty Dildo December 6, 2021

Fred Dibnah’s Chimney Drops

The deflating semi of an elderly northern gentleman when faced with a triumph turned tragedy.

“Speckled Jim was nearly back t’ loft, could have won that race in record time, but he must have had a heart attack or summat… dropped from the sky like a stone, next door’s whippet gor’ ‘im. I was proper chuffed like and nearly standing to attention, ‘til I saw that bloody dog. I got a reet case of Fred Dibnah’s Chimney Drops”

by Bernard Burnard March 30, 2024

Chilean Chimney

A Straight or Gay sexual act where a non-circumcised man pours liquid nitrogen into his foreskin, and the other participant (Can be Male or Female) sucks the smoke from the liquid nitrogen and smokes it like a vape.

John: Bro I'm bored of normal sex.
James: Let's try the Chilean Chimney!
John: Fucking sick bastard!

by We can officially be friends. February 10, 2026