Devils Carpet

When a female had a good amount of hair on her pubic area.

I was really munchin' on that devils carpet man.

by TAAAAYTAYYYTOT November 7, 2020

carpet chili

Diarrhea. Liquid brown. Butt vomit. Looks like what Kevin from The Office dropped on the carpet.
The poop version of roller coaster casserole.

Oh god, after all those hot wings last night I dropped a huge batch of carpet chili in the toilet. My ass will never be the same.

by kittenhands January 17, 2020

carpet shopper

to search desperately on the carpet for any drug trace to get high off of.

I learned this term in drug rehab. Some people just cant stop getting high and they run out of crack, they are addicted so they search on the carpets to find little pieces just to get that high. Thus the term "carpet shoppers" is know in an addict's world.

Emily - "What are you doing on the floor?"

John- "I just really need some crack right now so i'm looking for pieces i could have dropped!"

Emily - "Oh John, you are such a carpet shopper!!!"

by addict09 September 11, 2009

Glass Carpet

To snort crack out of a hookers muff

Nina - "Did you have a great time with that prostitute last night?"
Glenn - "Yeah i gave her a glass carpet!"
Nina - "PHWOOOAH"

by yolo69yololo October 1, 2012

carpet cum

A term used to describe a type of sexual intercourse during which the male partner extracts his reproductive organ from the female reproductive organ before he is about to ejaculate, then proceeds to ejaculate and deposit his male gametes onto a carpet, after which he scoops the sperm back up with a spoon or ice cream scooper and places it back inside the vagina. Alternatively, a hand may be used to scoop up the sperm during the absence of an extraction tool. This method of mating is believed to have many benefits, including stronger sperm, better child health and above all, higher child intellect.

If a child is conceived using this technique that child is a carpet cum baby

Samantha was definitely a carpet cum baby!

by CarpetCumGal April 27, 2022

Poop carpet

A very hairy butt crack

Yo, that guys got a major poop carpet!

by Sinistersquish May 25, 2017

Carpet Sock

Another word for a vagina, more commonly associated with a bush above it. The sock, in this case being a vagina, and the bush being the carpet. The foot to this sock would be associated with your penis.

“Damn that tinder chick I met had such a nice carpet sock!”

by CarpetSockMan June 18, 2021