anchor wanker

a dude who gets sexually excited when his favorite female news reader is on tv

"hey bruh, wanna go for a beer?"
"nah, i'm gonna watch Katy Curic and fondle myself"
"dude, your such an anchor wanker"

by crickey smith March 08, 2022

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golden anchor

It's when you fuck her in the ass and then pull out to piss in her face.

Doing her doggie style and then pee on her eye like a golden shower. That is a golden anchor

by Goldenachor November 28, 2013

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lay an anchor

uh when u have to poop

"Hey mom i'm gonna go lay an anchor"
"Son what does that mean"
"Its uh when u have to poop"
"Ok"

by YEAHBOIII609 September 21, 2015

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Dump-Anchor

The last bit of shit that you cant squeeze out in the first toilet session, meaning you have to return to the toilet again in half an hour to squeeze the rest of the shit out

"good shit?"
"nah"
"why not"
"got a dump-anchor and it wont budge"
"try again in half an hour"

by Scruffy Clay August 16, 2014

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Muddy Anchor

while engaging in anal sex,the penis is removed and if there is a large quantity of fecal matter around the penis's head. Like an anchor being lifted from a muddy bottom.....

After I pushed hard and deep, I pulled up a muddy anchor.

by ryfidelity December 30, 2010

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