The first four words you'll always see before a film written and directed by Carlos Lerma. It's impossible to start the film without them. It's kind of like wanting to start a car without having the keys—impossible.
by swtffdua July 7, 2023
Get the A Carlos Lerma Filmmug. by BigA1990 June 11, 2018
Get the Mucky Filmmug. It's that type of film that nobody wants to watch. A film filled with romance, crying, and painful awkwardness. One of the clear signs that you are watching a period film is menstrual blood clashing in all parameters, an exact replica for this scenery is in the Shining movie.
Movie producer: "I want BOOM BAAM SQUASH, so bling bling skeet skeet mathafucka!"
Screen writer: "Oh shit I thought we were going for a Period film"
Screen writer: "Oh shit I thought we were going for a Period film"
by WARian January 5, 2019
Get the Period Filmmug. by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Ludwig Has Burnt Film Strip Called Compact Discs<.7.9.7.6.>mug. 'No nudity in my film' a saying by a special kind of retard. Christian Phillips in the youtube video 'Christian has gone rogue'
He spurted this worthless set of words when his friend was zipping up his pants pocket. Christian realized this would be the perfect time to make a funny blooper for their VERY professional class film. Running up and yelling "NO NUDITY IN MY FILM!" it is very common to also associate this saying with the Omae wa moe shinderu meme.
He spurted this worthless set of words when his friend was zipping up his pants pocket. Christian realized this would be the perfect time to make a funny blooper for their VERY professional class film. Running up and yelling "NO NUDITY IN MY FILM!" it is very common to also associate this saying with the Omae wa moe shinderu meme.
Christian: "Yeah dude! I live on Kipling and Eglinton..."
*Richard is zipping his pants pocket*
Christian: "Omae wa moe, shinderu!"
Richard: "Nani!?"
*Loud noises of absolute destruction and devastation followed by Christian's ultimate one liner*
Christian: "No nudity in my film!!!!!!!"
*Richard is zipping his pants pocket*
Christian: "Omae wa moe, shinderu!"
Richard: "Nani!?"
*Loud noises of absolute destruction and devastation followed by Christian's ultimate one liner*
Christian: "No nudity in my film!!!!!!!"
by RadicalRads11 November 8, 2018
Get the No Nudity In My Filmmug. by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025
Get the Episodes And Film (Median)mug. From 1945 to 1991 there was the Cold War between the United States, NATO, and the Western world and the Soviet Union, Comintern in Asia, and the Warsaw Pact in Europe.
In 1968, Stanley Kubrick released 2001:A Space Oddesy.
Meanwhile the Space Race was going on between the USA and the USSR, with the Soviets having major wins, leading to the US becoming desperate to get a major win.
Now, here's where we get crazy, because this theory states that the US gov, seeing Kubrick's wonderful job filming space, hired Stanley Kubrick to film the Moon Landing, giving the US a false major win over the Soviets.
There's even a video released after Kubrick's death of him confessing to it.
Now for the debunking.
First off, no member of the world at large had seen video of space, meaning he could've made it look however, and you have to keep in mind this is Kubrick that we're talking about. His films are incredibly well-made with dozens upon dozens of retakes until it's perfect, not to mention the director and extended editions, while the Moon Landing has bad audio and video quality, is short, is fuzzy, and is the polar oppisite of Kubrick's works.
Now at this point you may be thinking "But my name, you said there's video of him confessing to it", well, that video is quite easy to be proven as a hoax -- made by a random guy who moderately looks like 1990s Kubrick --, simple as.
As to why this easily-disprovable conspiracy began, well, that is something I'm still pondering, myself.
In 1968, Stanley Kubrick released 2001:A Space Oddesy.
Meanwhile the Space Race was going on between the USA and the USSR, with the Soviets having major wins, leading to the US becoming desperate to get a major win.
Now, here's where we get crazy, because this theory states that the US gov, seeing Kubrick's wonderful job filming space, hired Stanley Kubrick to film the Moon Landing, giving the US a false major win over the Soviets.
There's even a video released after Kubrick's death of him confessing to it.
Now for the debunking.
First off, no member of the world at large had seen video of space, meaning he could've made it look however, and you have to keep in mind this is Kubrick that we're talking about. His films are incredibly well-made with dozens upon dozens of retakes until it's perfect, not to mention the director and extended editions, while the Moon Landing has bad audio and video quality, is short, is fuzzy, and is the polar oppisite of Kubrick's works.
Now at this point you may be thinking "But my name, you said there's video of him confessing to it", well, that video is quite easy to be proven as a hoax -- made by a random guy who moderately looks like 1990s Kubrick --, simple as.
As to why this easily-disprovable conspiracy began, well, that is something I'm still pondering, myself.
Reddit Conspiracy Theorist: Hey man, y'know Stanley Kurbrick Filmed the Moon Landing?!
You, an intellectual: Don't be a fool; everyone knows Hitchcock filmed it
This was originally about 2,400 characters, but I needed to revise it to just 1,500 to publish it, so it's not as enticing, not as in depth, nor does it explain what nations were even in the Comintern or Warsaw Pact, but i encourage you to watch a video on YouTube about this by The Why Files
You, an intellectual: Don't be a fool; everyone knows Hitchcock filmed it
This was originally about 2,400 characters, but I needed to revise it to just 1,500 to publish it, so it's not as enticing, not as in depth, nor does it explain what nations were even in the Comintern or Warsaw Pact, but i encourage you to watch a video on YouTube about this by The Why Files
by That Guy Who Knows Random Shit June 21, 2024
Get the Stanley Kurbrick Filmed the Moon Landingmug.