Danger Dick

1. (n.) A penis of unmanageable size or with a high risk of injury when engaged in intercourse.

2. (n.) A male without proof of being STD free.

1. You should limber up, I hear he has a danger dick.

2. You should take protection, I hear he has a danger dick.

by Gus89$Cat October 11, 2019

Dangerously Horny

The intense urge to have sex that comes from being barred from sex for a social or situational reasons...but still wanting it. Or being so horny that you would be willing to take measures or actions that would have previously been sexually preposterous.

Examples for Dangerously horny could be when you and your significant other go to two different universities and can't get it on until breaks and the stress from school and being horny becomes a force to be reckoned with.

"I could seriously have sex with my uber driver right now..."

"If I were alone on an island the one thing I would bring with me would be that guy random on the bus yesterday..."

"I'd call off work for sex right now, even if they paid me extra."

by DracoInfinite November 29, 2018

Danger Toot

When you have had recent diarrhea and later risk farting away from a toilet, knowing that there is a chance more than gas will come out.

Yesterday's curry gave me the runs, but I still risked a danger toot and ended up sharting myself.

by Stygian Soul March 2, 2023

Danger Laden

1.Full of unsafeness, a treacherous area, person, item, et cetera.
2. An adjective describing anything sketchy.

"The streets are danger laden."

by Riland January 12, 2008

Slanger danger

Other word for a long limp dick

I got a fucking slanger danger

by Imperdible November 6, 2018

ace danger

a dashing, bold, classy, secret agent, and playboy who foils the evil plans of Dr. Nefario and the International Guild of Evil-Doing. I made it up. I need to get out more.

I want to be just like Ace Danger.

by Lando July 12, 2003

Danger noodle

It is a word to define a snake nothing more.

“Oh my god it’s a danger noodle run.”

by Danger noodle Jonah Cayer April 27, 2020