An overly enthusiastic, guilt ridden, compensating, virtue signaling, non ethnic social justice warrior who’s personal life is devoid of challenge, strife, racism, poverty etc and is in fact from wealth.
by Ofashea March 5, 2021
Get the woke-jokemug. Jokes that are characterized by lack of comedic author, a usually cheesy or "punny" punchline, and prevalence throughout most populations. Their simplicity and general appeal to most people allows for rapid passing along. Most "joke books" are collections of street jokes.
Although acceptable in public social situations, comedians are often shunned for any use of them, as it is seen as lazy and unoriginal.
Although acceptable in public social situations, comedians are often shunned for any use of them, as it is seen as lazy and unoriginal.
A: "Don't you recognize me from the movies?"
B: "What?"
A: "Yeah, I go there every Saturday!"
B: "HAHAHA."
C: "That street joke just gave me diarrhea."
B: "What?"
A: "Yeah, I go there every Saturday!"
B: "HAHAHA."
C: "That street joke just gave me diarrhea."
by ProperCthulhu December 4, 2013
Get the Street Jokemug. The process of inserting a raw egg into a women's vagina and then punting her in the cunt. The yolk explodes and makes a mess everywhere. At that time, the man has vaginal sex with the woman and uses the messy yolk as lubricant.
The other day, my girlfriend was feeling freaky so I gave her a yolk joke. Needless to say, I used up an entire roll of paper towels. I then fell asleep inside of her.
by Kodboy April 11, 2009
Get the Yolk Jokemug. by bigwangman March 12, 2015
Get the Dad jokemug. What makes a dad joke isn't just the fact that it is often lame, but rather a dad joke is told souly for the entertainment of the teller (dad) and not the audience.
My dad didn't notice me in the room and just tested a stud finder on himself, beeped, said it worked, and laughed with nobody else around him. Typical dad joke
by PeterDadBodLouis December 4, 2018
Get the Dad jokemug. A joke that is so dark that it’s dad still hasn’t come back with the milk, and is also more prone to cops shooting at it.
Timmy: Wanna here a dark joke?
Bill: Sure.
Timmy: My uncle tickles me in my No Sox Box.
Bill: Hahaha... wait you’re not joking?
Bill: Sure.
Timmy: My uncle tickles me in my No Sox Box.
Bill: Hahaha... wait you’re not joking?
by HoonisPahoonis August 16, 2020
Get the dark jokemug. The linguistic or artistic reference to beer or any other alcoholic beverage, which is intended to be humorous (i.e. jokes, stories, clothing, music etc.).
A shirt that reads "this is not a beer belly" and points to a man's protruding mid-section: a clear beer-joke.
An unfamiliar fan at a football game is trying to start conversation and tells you a story about how he and his friends use to sneak onto the roof and drink heartily. (The story is told with profanity, laughter and inappropriate gestures): a disquised beer-joke.
You're Uncle offers you a beer at the family reunion even though he knows that you are thirteen years old. He doesn't intend to give you the drink, but simply offers it in order to have a cheap laugh and incite chuckles among other buzzed males: beer-joke of the 1st degree
Any other PRE-MEDITATED joke that involves alcohol: beer-joke of the 3rd degree.
An unfamiliar fan at a football game is trying to start conversation and tells you a story about how he and his friends use to sneak onto the roof and drink heartily. (The story is told with profanity, laughter and inappropriate gestures): a disquised beer-joke.
You're Uncle offers you a beer at the family reunion even though he knows that you are thirteen years old. He doesn't intend to give you the drink, but simply offers it in order to have a cheap laugh and incite chuckles among other buzzed males: beer-joke of the 1st degree
Any other PRE-MEDITATED joke that involves alcohol: beer-joke of the 3rd degree.
by Big Sean January 9, 2007
Get the beer-jokemug.