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wham bam thank you stan

1. The act of having sex without even bothering to try to get the woman to orgasm. Usually lasts for about five seconds.

2. The act of having sex with a neophyte (someone new to something.
Without much knowledge pertaining to a subject) PERFECT

3. A one-night stan-d is where two people have a sexual encounter, where there is no expectation of establishing a romantic relationship
I went out last night hooked up with some guy and let me tell you "Wham bam thank you Stan".
by -unkown March 20, 2014
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French Thank You

Having intercourse with someone within 48 hours of meeting them.
She gave him the French thank you this weekend
by Paul Phinebaum February 26, 2023
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thank you for being quiet

sarcastically used when people are not quiet
thank you for being quiet
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Thank you, John Lennon

It's pretty simple. I say this sometimes. He was not a perfect human, but he's brought me joy many times, He just did it again.
As Jenny was learning how to play the guitar, she knew that "Across the Universe" was something she wanted to know. When she got to the second chorus she began to weep at the sheer beauty of how "nothing's gonna change her world." She set her guitar down and declared, "Thank you, John Lennon."
by von groovy August 12, 2024
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Hey, at least he did have the decency to THANK you for the sex

A valid-but-rather-insensitive retort dat could be given when a naively-hopeful lady complains dat a guy whom she'd assumed would become a "real" romantic partner for her merely performed a brief "wham, bam, thank you, ma'am" routine and then bailed on her.
If a dude tries to "comfort" you after you'd suffered a failed romantic encounter by saying, "Hey, at least he did have the decency to THANK you for the sex", this may indicate dat HE HIMSELF is somewhat of da same "only interested in one thing" mindset as your unfeeling "cut and run" date was, and so he might not be a very good "main squeeze" candidate for you, either.
by QuacksO February 28, 2020
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