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Juicy-er than fried chicken

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by PandaJizz42 November 04, 2023

Tender bender

Whe your having sex as fast as you can and your penis slips out, hitting the taint or the butthole causing it to bend in half.

I was about to cum but it slipped out and I got the worst TENDER BENDER of my life....Also known as the U-LOCK

by Sick Em D August 24, 2022

irrelevant bar tender

When someone is so irrelevant that it makes the bar tender look somewhat interesting

Omg, Yelitza is such an irrelevant bar tender; she kinda reminds me of a wannabe Bob Marley.

by Niggazoid June 14, 2017

bar tender

(n.) a granola bar, preferably eaten with friends

"yo, can I have a bite of that bar tender?"

by blobyblobfish14 January 02, 2024

Four tenders in my six piece

When a girl (or whomever) is disappointed to find her man has a small penis.

“I hooked up with Patrick last night. Got four tenders in my six piece.”

by B1G JON August 29, 2019

tender blender

A housewife who has purchased a new electrical appliance and she is somewhat timid in first using it, afraid that she might break it into tiny pieces.

A friend of Jamie Oliver was telling him about some tender blender in Manchester.

by Jewish madam August 09, 2018

Hickey tender

A word created by mistake it is a hickey the size of a chicken tender

Aye girl let me give you a hickey tender on your tits

by Jayxsly March 26, 2014