Card-tender is a casino card dealer. Except you’re not getting fucked up and having to tip them for drinks(which are always expensive). You tip them on helping you with the game you’re playing while also getting free drinks at the same time. Winning hero’s? I think so.
by ChelsRene August 5, 2018
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by Jewish madam August 9, 2018
Get the tender blender mug.a tender is the satus of having a bender; two or usually three days of pure brain cell annihilation, for ten days
"sup cunt, what are you and the boys doing for exactly the next ten days?"
"hey fuck face, me and the boys are having a tender, cunt"
"hey fuck face, me and the boys are having a tender, cunt"
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I was about to cum but it slipped out and I got the worst TENDER BENDER of my life....Also known as the U-LOCK
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“I’m such a picky eater man, I didn’t want to come to this Mexican spot.”
“Yeah bro, what are you even going to order?!”
“I’ll probably end up with some fuckin water park chicken tenders.”
“Everything about the meal was awful, from the frozen fries to the water park chicken tenders.”
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“I’ll probably end up with some fuckin water park chicken tenders.”
“Everything about the meal was awful, from the frozen fries to the water park chicken tenders.”
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