Tech Wizz

Someone who says they know shit about computers but do little to nothing to prove it. Or they say random words with pc parts in them which make no sense.

William is a fucking Tech Wizz, he says you plug in the hdmi cable into the USB port.

by Vinny poh April 14, 2022

Tinker Tech

The name attached by students to almost any community college the first 8 or 10 years it is in existence. Mainly used as a partial slam at the limited physical buildings, small teaching staffs, and what would appear to be a bunch of people "playing real college" with a set of tinker toys.

Yeh, I went to Washington State Community College in Marietta, Ohio, back when it was named Washington Technical College....but all of us called it Tinker Tech.

by J. Kendall Dane July 18, 2012

Confusing Teacher

A Teacher with a tendency to confuse students with confusing methods which ends in a result of telling them they are doing something completely different, Usually causing confusion amongst what they might actually be doing. And every now and again says the term Do your Wok. Usually prefers annoying students on a daily basis.

Pupil: I was told P3 was M1

Confusing Teacher: M1 Is P3

Pupil: My M1 is now apparently P3

by JonnDoeelite66 April 24, 2014

Female Teacher Syndrome

When you think your female teacher is absolutely smoking hot but in reality it's because she is the only (or least unattractive) female teacher.

Jim: "Mate, how fit is Miss Lee?!"
Dave: "Come off it, blatant case of female teacher syndrome there"

by FatherJim May 19, 2015

Dirty Teacher

A teacher that would flirt or have sex with a student. (Often a female)

That the best teacher cuz she a Dirty Teacher

by MrStealYoGirl69 February 14, 2017

Nashoba tech high school

A high school filled with white kids there is maybe 1 black kid in each class. They are like division 10 and they suck at football and basketball

Hi my name is Tyron
Hi Tyron you must not go to nashoba tech high school

by Nerdddddreeee January 19, 2018

Microsoft Tech Support

A middle-aged man named Vihaan, greets you with the phrase, "Microsoft Tech Support, how may I help you?"

Me: Hi, I got this message and it says to call you.
Vihaan: "Microsoft Tech Support, how may I help you?"
Me: *hangs up*

by XDhobo June 10, 2019