A band consisting of three brothers;
Paul Kevin Jonas II
Joseph Adam Jonas
Nicholas Jerry Jonas
Although many think of them as "untalented," they have double the amount of fans then haters. If they were so horrible, people wouldn't listen to them.
Their big break came when they were featured in an episode of Hannah Montana.
Before that, they weren't close to as popular as they are now (2009). 90% of their fans are girls; men -mainly ages 13 through 17- think of them as homosexual. They're gay because they can get girls, huh?
All 3 of the Jonas Brothers wear purity rings; meaning no sex until marriage. Also meaning, NO AIDS. How is that bad? Ever? Excuse them for not wanting a disease.
The Jonas Brothers have talent.
It's not that big of a deal.
Paul Kevin Jonas II
Joseph Adam Jonas
Nicholas Jerry Jonas
Although many think of them as "untalented," they have double the amount of fans then haters. If they were so horrible, people wouldn't listen to them.
Their big break came when they were featured in an episode of Hannah Montana.
Before that, they weren't close to as popular as they are now (2009). 90% of their fans are girls; men -mainly ages 13 through 17- think of them as homosexual. They're gay because they can get girls, huh?
All 3 of the Jonas Brothers wear purity rings; meaning no sex until marriage. Also meaning, NO AIDS. How is that bad? Ever? Excuse them for not wanting a disease.
The Jonas Brothers have talent.
It's not that big of a deal.
Girl 1: OMJ, THE JONAS BROTHERS ARE FAMAZING!!!111!!
Me: Calm down, please.
Girl 1: NOWAYBCH. ALL THEIR SONGZ ARE ABOUT MIII!
Me: No. They don't even know you exist. :)
Girl 1: *explodes*
Don't be obsessed. It's just weird.
Me: Calm down, please.
Girl 1: NOWAYBCH. ALL THEIR SONGZ ARE ABOUT MIII!
Me: No. They don't even know you exist. :)
Girl 1: *explodes*
Don't be obsessed. It's just weird.
by BriBriRawrz March 24, 2009
Get the Jonas Brothersmug. Three singers: Joe Jonas, Nick Jonas, and Kevin Jonas. I don't like them but I don't hate them. Lots of people (mostly 10-year-old girls) like them. They mostly sing about love. Lots of people call them gay, which I think is annoying, and make jokes about them f--king little kids, which is also annoying because they wear purity rings. Also I think they copied some bands, like:
My Chemical Romance (watch The Ghost Of You music video and the Lovebug video. Also listen to the chorus of Thank You For The Venom and the chorus of Girl Of My Dreams. And the Famous Last Words video and the Burnin' Up video- the jacket!!!)
Death Cab For Cutie (Listen to I Will Follow You Into The Dark, then Love Is On It's Way)
New Found Glory (watch the Failure's Not Flattering video and then the Pizza Girl video)
^^^^^Tell me those aren't similar. And I only know because I used to like them and I saw the Pizza Girl video on TV. I listen to the other bands now.
My Chemical Romance (watch The Ghost Of You music video and the Lovebug video. Also listen to the chorus of Thank You For The Venom and the chorus of Girl Of My Dreams. And the Famous Last Words video and the Burnin' Up video- the jacket!!!)
Death Cab For Cutie (Listen to I Will Follow You Into The Dark, then Love Is On It's Way)
New Found Glory (watch the Failure's Not Flattering video and then the Pizza Girl video)
^^^^^Tell me those aren't similar. And I only know because I used to like them and I saw the Pizza Girl video on TV. I listen to the other bands now.
Tweenie bopper: "OMJ!!!! Did you hear the new Jonas Brothers album???"
Cool person: "No. I don't listen to the Jonas Brothers. How many times do I have to tell you that before you leave me alone!?"
Cool person: "No. I don't listen to the Jonas Brothers. How many times do I have to tell you that before you leave me alone!?"
by MyChemicalApocalypse July 15, 2009
Get the Jonas Brothersmug. The most amazing band to ever walk this earth. The band consists of three brothers, Kevin (19), Joe (18), and Nick (15). They are Christains, whom all three wear purity rings. If you do research, they are the funniest, sweetest most gentlemenly friendly guys ever.
Most haters who are defining them as "shitty" and "fags" only hate them because their music is not about sex, money & violence. Their music has actual meaning to it with a great message.
They make tight jeans look sexy, despite what all you baggy jeaned, boxer-showing thugs think.
No, I'm not a little ten year old girl with their faces plastered all over her wall. No, I don't shout "hip hip, hurray" when High School Musical or Hannah Skanktana is on.
I'm almost sixteen, and I don't watch anything except MTV, where it has all those rap songs that disgrace girls by referring to us as bitches & pussy - and it makes me sick.
Most haters who are defining them as "shitty" and "fags" only hate them because their music is not about sex, money & violence. Their music has actual meaning to it with a great message.
They make tight jeans look sexy, despite what all you baggy jeaned, boxer-showing thugs think.
No, I'm not a little ten year old girl with their faces plastered all over her wall. No, I don't shout "hip hip, hurray" when High School Musical or Hannah Skanktana is on.
I'm almost sixteen, and I don't watch anything except MTV, where it has all those rap songs that disgrace girls by referring to us as bitches & pussy - and it makes me sick.
Girl #1: Oh my gawd, I'm going to a Jonas Brothers concert tonight! YAY!!!
Girl #2: Ugh, you bitch! Why didn't you get an extra ticket for me?
Girl #1: What the hell, you whore. I did!
Girl #2: OMG! You did! YAY I love you!
Thug #1: What hell yo. You bitches are getting all excited to see them mother fucking fags. Their jeans are so tight you can see their cock.
Girl #2: At least they have one!
Kristen: OMG Hayley. I made a shocking discovery today and I'm really pissed.
Hayley: What?
Kristen: The Jonas Brothers wear purity rings. Even though it turns me on, how am I supposed to fuck them?
Hayley: Rip that ring off and say "Woops, it fell down the drain."
Girl #2: Ugh, you bitch! Why didn't you get an extra ticket for me?
Girl #1: What the hell, you whore. I did!
Girl #2: OMG! You did! YAY I love you!
Thug #1: What hell yo. You bitches are getting all excited to see them mother fucking fags. Their jeans are so tight you can see their cock.
Girl #2: At least they have one!
Kristen: OMG Hayley. I made a shocking discovery today and I'm really pissed.
Hayley: What?
Kristen: The Jonas Brothers wear purity rings. Even though it turns me on, how am I supposed to fuck them?
Hayley: Rip that ring off and say "Woops, it fell down the drain."
by alexamichelle July 3, 2008
Get the Jonas Brothersmug. awesome band consisting of 3 brothers.
Nick, Kevin, and Joe Jonas.
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Nick: guitar, vocals
Joe: vocals
Kevin: guitar
(Greg and Alex: bass and drummer.)
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Nick: 14 (15 on setember 16)
Joe: 17 (18 on august 15)
Kevin: 19 (20 on november 5)
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basicly, the most amazing band to ever walk this planet. ;
full bio available at their myspace!
Nick, Kevin, and Joe Jonas.
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Nick: guitar, vocals
Joe: vocals
Kevin: guitar
(Greg and Alex: bass and drummer.)
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Nick: 14 (15 on setember 16)
Joe: 17 (18 on august 15)
Kevin: 19 (20 on november 5)
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basicly, the most amazing band to ever walk this planet. ;
full bio available at their myspace!
chick 1: "omg!! jonas brothers are awesomeee!! NICK IS SOO HOTT!"
chick 2: "nooo!! KEVIN IS HOT"
chick 3: "no way! its joee thats the hotest!!!!!"
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chick 1: "nick fans do it better." (i totally agree ;)
chick 2: "nooo!! KEVIN IS HOT"
chick 3: "no way! its joee thats the hotest!!!!!"
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chick 1: "nick fans do it better." (i totally agree ;)
by michelle :D December 24, 2008
Get the Jonas Brothersmug. One of four brothers who are the most musically talented heart throbs in the world. Young guy who performs amazingly and who "live like they are at the bottom even if they are at the top."
by Alyssa Jonas August 5, 2008
Get the Jonas Brothermug. Possibly the most fuckin AMAZING people in the world, on the outside AND in!!!
-Nick is mine, btw. And Joe. And Kevin.
-Not to mention their really nice.
-The three gentlemen hail from Wycoff NJ, are Christian, and wear "virgin" rings.
-Nick used to be on Broadway, so the shit that they are talentless brainwashing creatures is just stupid.
I will have to make a connection here: the people who hate Disney and everything to do with it would-probably hate the Jonas Brothers. This is only because of Disney Stars who have gone “wrong”. Examples of Disney Stars who have gone “wrong” are Miley Cyrus, Britney Spears, and Lindsay Lohan. And once again, please do us a favor and list a MALE star who has gone bad. I don’t think you will have much of a list. On the other hand, the people who like Disney LOVE THE JOBROS.
-If you see a home video made by them prior to their Disney career, a small part of it includes them singing and Nick talking about how he wrote songs.
And NOOO, they arent just displays of Disney. In Nicks "broadway years" he sang for many broadway albums. He also wrote a song, and it was put on Christian Radio. Later, Columbia and INO records found his voice/talent. You can check this in main sites like wikipedia.
To finish, the jonas brothers arent JUST liked by teenage girls. My parents also find them to be nice, cute, and talented people. I personally talked to a bodyguard who worked for them and he told me that they were very respectful, kind, and generous to everyone. so this nonsense that their cocksuckers is just shit from people who are prejudiced against Disney stars.
-Nick is mine, btw. And Joe. And Kevin.
-Not to mention their really nice.
-The three gentlemen hail from Wycoff NJ, are Christian, and wear "virgin" rings.
-Nick used to be on Broadway, so the shit that they are talentless brainwashing creatures is just stupid.
I will have to make a connection here: the people who hate Disney and everything to do with it would-probably hate the Jonas Brothers. This is only because of Disney Stars who have gone “wrong”. Examples of Disney Stars who have gone “wrong” are Miley Cyrus, Britney Spears, and Lindsay Lohan. And once again, please do us a favor and list a MALE star who has gone bad. I don’t think you will have much of a list. On the other hand, the people who like Disney LOVE THE JOBROS.
-If you see a home video made by them prior to their Disney career, a small part of it includes them singing and Nick talking about how he wrote songs.
And NOOO, they arent just displays of Disney. In Nicks "broadway years" he sang for many broadway albums. He also wrote a song, and it was put on Christian Radio. Later, Columbia and INO records found his voice/talent. You can check this in main sites like wikipedia.
To finish, the jonas brothers arent JUST liked by teenage girls. My parents also find them to be nice, cute, and talented people. I personally talked to a bodyguard who worked for them and he told me that they were very respectful, kind, and generous to everyone. so this nonsense that their cocksuckers is just shit from people who are prejudiced against Disney stars.
Girl: The Jonas Brothers Rock, and we love them because they are sweet and talented! Not to mention SMOKINNN
Boy: Yeah, my uncle works as a bodyguard for them, I met them, they were soooo cool! they let me fly in their private jet. it was awesome!!!
Boy: Yeah, my uncle works as a bodyguard for them, I met them, they were soooo cool! they let me fly in their private jet. it was awesome!!!
by JB GURL 4 EVAA February 4, 2009
Get the Jonas Brothersmug. Nicholas Jerry Jonas started a band named the Jonas Brothers with his two older brothers, Josheph Adam Jonas and Paul Kevin Jonas II.They are amazing and very hott.Some people hate them but that is because they think they relate to hannah montana or because they are a disney channel band.Those people are stupid and will learn one day.The jonas brothers have the coolest concert....They have lights,fire,laser,fireworks and powder!!!!!
be nice and repect them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
be nice and repect them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jonas fan 1:OMJ!IT'S THE JONAS BROTHERS!
jonas fan 2:WHERE!!!!!!!
jonas fan 1:THERE!!!!
fans run over there while the retards laugh at the jonas fans for being in love with the hottest,nicest,coolest guys in the world whil they are in love with people like marolyn manson
jonas fan 2:WHERE!!!!!!!
jonas fan 1:THERE!!!!
fans run over there while the retards laugh at the jonas fans for being in love with the hottest,nicest,coolest guys in the world whil they are in love with people like marolyn manson
by GeorgetteJonasXJB@ August 7, 2008
Get the The Jonas Brothersmug.