Swiss Logic

Mike is probably crying right now.

No really, he is

by NiMbUs May 4, 2003

Swiss Pie

When one has sex with his buddies sister in the butt and then procedes to wipe his penis on his sleeping buddies upper lip.

Dude, I totally gave you the "Swiss Pie" last night and you didnt even budge

by PICK-your-VAN-KOOP September 20, 2010

Up your swiss

A term used to indicate discontent or dislike for the person engaging you in conversation.

Nick: Top of the morning to you.

Mr. King: Up your swiss.

by Steve Pecorini September 26, 2010

swiss army romance

1.A romantic relationship between two people in which one person does not always act like him/herself, and the other half tries to peacefully help him/her be him/herself no matter what other people do or say. One person in the relationship wants the other one to be their real self all the time, and not always conform to what others do/wear/etc.

2.One person in the relationship is struggling with his/her inner self but is trying to peacefully cope with these problems, since that could interfere with the relationship with the other person.

1. Dashboard Confessional sings the song "The Swiss Army Romance."
2. The lyrics of "The Swiss Army Romance" help to understand the definition.

by Molly August 7, 2004

kiss my swiss

Kiss my butt! Eat my shorts! Kiss my ass!

My boss wants me to do some data entry. He can kiss my swiss!

by grubfaerie April 28, 2009

Swiss Army Penis

A penis like a Swiss Army knife tool with the penis being the base. Comes with every tool you can imagine

Dyllan has a Swiss army penis

by 96DigBick May 31, 2018

swiss army vagina

the ability to use your hand for masturbation. You can mold your hand into any shape of vagina in which you please. Experts have the ability to use both hands and form a tight, makeshift vagina/asshole.

I was bored in the parking lot so I pulled out my swiss army vagina and ended up creaming all over the steering wheel.

by Gonz!!! May 8, 2009