urban surfing

Surfing the urban dictionary on "random" due to a combination of intense boredom and will to expand your street knowledge.

"Dude, what have you been doing all day?"

"Nothing man, just a bit of urban surfing"

by Steve Gremo October 11, 2006

Gutter Surfing

drinking the last drops out of anyone elses' cup of beer in a last ditch effort to get even more intoxicated.

Dude, my bro was so wasted he was totally gutter surfing off of all the empty cups on the table.

by Calisa October 12, 2007

porn surfing

Where you are casually on a porn site flicking though videos without getting off.

"Hey man, I was so bored last night I was just Porn Surfing"
"That's not good bro, you need a woman!"

by XxCrusader3kxX October 08, 2013

Chocolate Surf

Taking your laptop or internet phone into the bathroom while defecating.

Guy 1: This video on YouTube looks awesome but I really gotta poop

Guy 2: Dude, Just do a Chocolate Surf

by Koko and The Chief October 02, 2009

surfing in Nebraska

A nice way of saying someone is freaking retarded.

"the word dog starts with a d right???????"
"wow you're surfing in nebraska dude"

by Supermegacheater September 22, 2013

Gap-surfing

Browsing the internet on the London Underground. Usually by painstakingly connecting to free Wi-Fi for 20 seconds at each stop.

"Sorry for the slow replies, I'm gap-surfing on the sweltering Central Line.

by Magiver.co.uk July 01, 2015

surf pig

A girl who hangs out and/or fucks a surfer and/or his friends in said group.

"Did you hook up with Katie at the party last night?"

"Nope, I was too wasted and ended up going home with one of the surf pigs."

by Eddie Bell May 27, 2008