urban surfing

Surfing the urban dictionary on "random" due to a combination of intense boredom and will to expand your street knowledge.

"Dude, what have you been doing all day?"

"Nothing man, just a bit of urban surfing"

by Steve Gremo October 12, 2006

Gutter Surfing

drinking the last drops out of anyone elses' cup of beer in a last ditch effort to get even more intoxicated.

Dude, my bro was so wasted he was totally gutter surfing off of all the empty cups on the table.

by Calisa October 28, 2007

Chocolate Surf

Taking your laptop or internet phone into the bathroom while defecating.

Guy 1: This video on YouTube looks awesome but I really gotta poop

Guy 2: Dude, Just do a Chocolate Surf

by Koko and The Chief October 2, 2009

porn surfing

Where you are casually on a porn site flicking though videos without getting off.

"Hey man, I was so bored last night I was just Porn Surfing"
"That's not good bro, you need a woman!"

by XxCrusader3kxX October 7, 2013

surfing in Nebraska

A nice way of saying someone is freaking retarded.

"the word dog starts with a d right???????"
"wow you're surfing in nebraska dude"

by Supermegacheater September 22, 2013

Surf God

The highest level of trapper. AKA 'Serve god' 'Serve Jesus' 'Trap Jesus' 'kingpin'

Low level trapper: "I gottu for dub five"
custie: "mannn come on, surf god plugs me for 10"

by Surf Shkate Shmoke April 1, 2021

phone surfing

Wasting time on your phone, i.e. phoning

He was bored and phone surfing while he waited for the boys to arrive.

by JAV45 June 30, 2023