urban surfing

Surfing the urban dictionary on "random" due to a combination of intense boredom and will to expand your street knowledge.

"Dude, what have you been doing all day?"

"Nothing man, just a bit of urban surfing"

by Steve Gremo October 12, 2006

Gutter Surfing

drinking the last drops out of anyone elses' cup of beer in a last ditch effort to get even more intoxicated.

Dude, my bro was so wasted he was totally gutter surfing off of all the empty cups on the table.

by Calisa October 28, 2007

Chocolate Surf

Taking your laptop or internet phone into the bathroom while defecating.

Guy 1: This video on YouTube looks awesome but I really gotta poop

Guy 2: Dude, Just do a Chocolate Surf

by Koko and The Chief October 2, 2009

porn surfing

Where you are casually on a porn site flicking though videos without getting off.

"Hey man, I was so bored last night I was just Porn Surfing"
"That's not good bro, you need a woman!"

by XxCrusader3kxX October 7, 2013

surfing in Nebraska

A nice way of saying someone is freaking retarded.

"the word dog starts with a d right???????"
"wow you're surfing in nebraska dude"

by Supermegacheater September 22, 2013

Salmon Surfing

Salmon surfing is when you jump as high as you can with arms down at your sides in front of family and/or friends. And then launch yourself onto a crowd of humans.

Man, I saw my brother Salmon Surfing last night and I wasn't sure whether to cheer or crap my pants!

by jrb04cfsu May 1, 2020

driveway surfing

To borrow a driveway, toilet, and shower for cleaning up when living out of a van.

On their 2-month road trip, Sarah and Buck took up regular driveway surfing to keep the van smelling fresh.

by RawbSF July 8, 2016