suprise turd

The unexpected peaker which results in utter panic and stress. Can also be referred to as the turtle head or peaker. It can make one feel uncomfortable in their surroundings. The last thing you want on a bus journey home.

"Dude I've got a suprised turd what do I do?!"

" run for your life and squeeze really tight!"

suprise turd turtle head peaker

by Kick your ass February 19, 2014

Mexican suprise

That's when you take the bag out the trash and shit in the can then put the bag back in.

Dude totally left that asshole junkie downstairs a mexican suprise in his thrash can in his room.

by chinkateria May 31, 2018

Mctyson suprise

The act of aggressively biting your partners ear during sex while their eating the mcrib

“Damn she was hot, i would have liked it if she didn’t give me a mctyson suprise”

by Original Pseudonym November 3, 2021

Cranberry Suprise

Sticking nails in someone's eyeballs while performing castration in the middle of a church

If you don't shut the fuck up you idiotic retarded old ass piece of shit I'm gonna give you a Cranberry Suprise

by IhaveHIV January 1, 2021

Campfire Fun Suprise

When a man or women lights someones pube on fire and toasts a marshmallow before cumming on it

jerry was so excited to give sharron a Campfire Fun Suprise

by IHateToddlers March 8, 2023

sandy suprise

When you're fingering a girl at the beach and your hand is wet so you stick it in the sand and put it back inside her

Tom: dude, what you do with Monica at the beach? Jerry: I gave her a sandy suprise.

by Islamicllamas March 27, 2016

The Wisconsin Suprise

To take melted cheese and use it as lube to anally fuck a woman while using a small cheese stick to pleasure her vagina

Guy 1: I gave my girl The Wisconsin Suprise last night
Guy 2: What is wrong with you

by A huge fucking idiot April 27, 2024