stevens

The last name of badass people. you probably shouldn't mess with these people because they will slaughter your family and leave them on meat hooks for the police to find. most of them tend to have a darker skin complexion

That stevens kid is super badass

by IL0V3NIGG3rC0cK May 24, 2018

Steven

A dog eating shrimp penis big head male

You you a steven bro

by Osso June 18, 2018

Steven

Fat fucking whale that will eat all the twinkies in your house.

John: Did you see Steven today?
Derrick: Of course I did how couldn’t you? He’s the size of fucking Russia!

by Mclovinit2001brotha May 21, 2019

Steven

The biggest fucking douchebag in the world. Tiniest dick in existence. And the most unloyal friend. Thinks he's good at sports.

Steven: did you see me make that lay up? who do you think is the best player on A team?

everyone: no one fucking cares

by owen eddy March 19, 2018

Steven

A fucking vegetable that likes anime

That guy was such a Steven

by Buttfucker99 June 16, 2019

Steven

The lamest root you will ever encounter. Kissing? Dont bother.

Aint nothing sexy ever came from a stevens.

Laura: "oohh.. that guy's a bit alright"
Sharn: " No. No stevens"

by K2DaC June 9, 2018

clint stevens

Someone who does not wake up when they say they will.

"You were supposed to start streaming 3 hours ago! Your such a clint stevens."

by Kegter November 12, 2016