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Golden Starfish, the

The act, typically perpetrated by a male human*, of urinating into the colonic cavity of another human. Also, the cause of Scott Angers' banishment from the Pool Room. See also "Piss in her ass" on this same website.
*Among the higher primates, the bonobo has also been observed to engage in such behavior.
Man, I totally gave that whore a golden starfish, the (since one apparently needs to use the exact nomenclature of the entry on this fine website)!
by Stanislaus von Zinn September 24, 2005
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Starfish Surprise

When during the course of sex you slip your member into your partners ass without mentioning it first.
I was doin her doggy style last night and slipped her the old starfish surprise. Man she went wild.
by Gators #1 September 16, 2009
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Starfish

" No dude she don't need no guy, she a starfish!"
by Gayfart May 26, 2020
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Crying Starfish

When having sex in the "missionary position" the person on bottom simply flops down or over, with little or no enthusiasm, throws thier arms and legs open somewhat resembling a starfish then proceeds to cry or appear to be crying durring sex.
Tyrone asked Tequisha after watching a long movie if she wanted to participate in sexual intercourse, she sighed and said "I guess" and proceeded to the bedroom, threw herself on the bed, flopped her arms and legs open resembling a starfish and stayed in that position the entire time.
Every once in a while Tyrone would glance down and see Lequisha seem to be crying with anticipation that the end would be near.
After, Tyrone thought to himself, "wow that was like having sex with a crying starfish".
by Lola Low September 3, 2011
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Starfish Hooper

"Starfish Hooper" is another meaning for a gay man!
"did you know that bloke over there when we was at school? Women all round him back then... Can't believe he grew up to be a starfish hooper!!!
by Lodaz Boonaz July 9, 2009
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Starfish on a Turkey

Unique or unexpected.
Can be used in a complimentary, insulting, or generic way.
Generally it is used to convey a level of awesomeness.

A starfish on a turkey is not a common sight and so this phrase should not be used lightly. It is used in moments of extreme surprise and overwhelming awesomeness.
"I don't mean to be rude, but you look like a starfish on a turkey." (Interpreted as a complement, your looks are surprisingly beautiful.)

"I was not expecting that book to be so good, it was like a starfish on a turkey" (Only proper if you expected the book to be horrible and ended up being amazing beyond words.)

"Boo!"
"STARFISH ON A TURKEY! You really startled me!"
by glamacitingessenya March 28, 2013
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Starfish Cookie Cutter

"I took a nasty dump, it hurt my Starfish Cookie Cutter "

"I was wiping and my finger slipped into my Starfish Cookie Cutter by mistake. Now I've got a case of Danger Finger"
by DangerFinger March 3, 2015
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