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spartan wingman

A friend who is in the Spartan army of Greece. He talks to hot women for you and he gets you laid because he is a complete badass. Now especially because of the movie 300.
"Dammit Budosh, that Spartan wingman of yours got you laid so bad! You know it's only cause King Leonidas is such an apple-eatin' bad-ass!"
by Neil Biddish March 15, 2007
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sparta

A small town in Wisconsin mostly inhabited by whores, liars, drug dealers, and scrubs. although not all are, the rest are Oaxaca, pronounced (whohaca) which rhymes with caca... i don't think thats coincidental. basically a drug town with many mexicans.... if you ever do visit this magical land, dont sit on the toilet seats in public for you may get an std. happy travels!
Hey we live in sparta, you should come visit us.

no thanks.
by danikalifornialou November 19, 2010
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anti smartania

A forum originally made for those who hate Smartania.

It was made to be taken seriously, but is a sad joke for several reasons:
1) The admin of anti smartania quickly forgot his own password and left forever.
2) The admins of Smartania were really the only ones there flaming Smartania. This was done as a joke and with exagerated leet-speak, caps-use, random japanese insertions etc.
They hoped that the smartania-defenders would catch up to the joke, but sadly they didn't and had to be told.
There are doubts as to wether the board was ever frequented by any Smartania haters but the long-lost admin.
3) In spite of points one and two, there are still people writing on the anti smartania board every once in a while, and none of it funny or clever, just sad really.
Posts on anti smartania, once a joke, now...

One of the early posts (Feb. 21, 2005):
"omg u r my ppl!!!! ~*kawaiistarrshyyne no miko*~, the same thing hapend 2 me wif my freind!!!! the smartmeanyia ppl were so meen 2 her beutiful fics!!!!!!! they were soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo gud 2!!!!!!!! they were so meen she took dwon her wunderful gravitaon/malice mixer/harry poter/salor moon/friends crosover 4ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and it was RITE B4 tatusha and mana wer gonna have sex!!!!!!!!! now ill never no if snape ezcaped his abusiv relashunship with chandler 2 find TRU LUV in the arms of tuxido mask!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Later post (Nov. 5, 2006):
"Taco Taco Taco"
by Svataben December 9, 2008
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fat motherfucker with the smartass mouth

n. A fat little bitch that cockblocks you and your cousin from hooking up with two dime pieces.
Damn Jim, we would have hooked up with those dime piece hoes, if it wasn 't for that fat motherfucker with the smartass mouth.
by FAT-COUSIN May 19, 2008
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Let's start a riot

A song performed by 3 days grace that became the most mainstream song to hear on a runescape riot video.
Let's start a riot was a good song until everyone that made a rs vid. on youtube overplayed it and it became gay.
by jjghetto2 August 11, 2008
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Spartan

A fucking badass; in reference to an ancient elite warrior that were heralded to be the sons of hercules himself. These spartans were raised to fight and were possibly the greatest warriors of all time.

Most know Spartans from the battle of Thermopylae, where a group of approximately 300 Spartan held off thousands of Persians for days. For the full effect of this badassery, watch the movie 300

To be called a Spartan is of the highest honor... 1337ness... gangstaness etc.
Kid: Yo Chels
Chelsea: Yea?
Kid: You're a Spartan
Chelsea: aww you're so sweet
by UDesigns March 23, 2007
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Spartacus

When you squat over a girls face, drop your balls on her forehead, lay your dick down along her nose, and have her yell "I AM SPARTACUS!"
"Tina finally let me Spartacus her last night. We woke up the dog."
by iamspartacus August 20, 2007
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