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lipton squirt

When a woman squats over a person who is sleeping and pees in thier mouth a little bit. (Female equivalent of a tea bag.)
Hey bob, I was trying to sleep last night when your wife gave me a lipton squirt!
by Bo-Shan August 21, 2015
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Squirt on meme

Squirt on meme is a meme page that had 15.4k before getting banned off Instagram. Although getting taken off Instagram he made a brand new page and is still making memes. The world still doesn't know why he named his page squirt on meme.
"squuuuuirt"

Squirt on meme is a meme page
by reMeMeber September 10, 2018
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Quad squirt

You the man invite your girlfriend to a party and she doesn’t want to go you tell her there’s going to be girls there and you’re going to make 4 girls squirt to make her jealous
Babe, if you don’t come . I’m going to use my mouth, both hands and penis to make em quad squirt
Her: whatever Connor
by My best man May 19, 2018
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No squirt December

Girls are not allowed to squirt or do any kind of sexual activity. If they do they lose the challenge.
by BigBeefRicky69 November 11, 2019
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squirt the bird

delivering a transmission (squirting), often a show or demonstration, via a satellite (AKA the bird)
While doing a ham radio satellite demo, we will squirt the bird.
by RAT65 September 17, 2017
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squirt works

Is what happens when you are fingering a woman so proficiently that she starts violently squirting all over your forearm, stomach and legs leaving a large puddle of liquid on the floor to mop up with a towel. If squirt works is accomplished it is almost guaranteed the woman will fall in love with you and your skills; be careful.
Last night I met this girl at the bar who invited me back to her place where I fingered her so hard squirt works emanated from between her legs
by Cjd1981#C.Kent July 4, 2017
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squirting september

(Same as Destroy Dick December) you must squirt the amount of times as he say it is
You girls getting ready to start squirting September?
by Annskd December 1, 2017
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