Spunk Spreader

Person who ejaculates on the face and breast of many girls either at the same time of over a period of time. The key being to share the Spunk. Not all for one area or person. Not to be confused with Seed Spreader.

Justin is a great Spunk Spreader he covered me and my girlfriend and her sister from our foreheads to our belly buttons. Wow, I think I love him.

by Gearls March 6, 2009

Spunk Fairies

Where a group of girls dance naked around a naked man and take it in turns to caress and suck him until he jizz's.

Dan - Hey James them spunk fairies last night were fuckin awesome!

James - I know i just want spunk fairies all night.

by JizzyDavey February 26, 2010

Spunk Lungs

The unfortunate aftermath of smoking marijuana laced with the ejaculate of the homeless.

Yo man, I got some o dat icky sticky, but ended up wakin up with spunk lungs.

by Sticky Licky Bumbum April 21, 2011

Spunk Oven

When some guy spafs in some birds biff

Oh get out of my face you dirty spunk oven

my girlfriend is such a spunk oven

by Mike Cattell November 25, 2011

spunk cupping

Similar to Cup-Caking or Cup Farting however this activity involves spunk (also known as jizz, cum, buss etc). Usually happens after a sex act, one of the pair will cup the spunk and then throw it in either their own or their partners face.

Person 1: "So, did you have a good night then, if you know what I mean?"
Person 2: "Yeah, we got a little wild and tried spunk cupping, it was amazing!"
Person 1: "No way!"

by clockwork monkey August 21, 2013

spunk dust

When a man is so old the semen he produces splurts out in dust clouds rather than blobs of sticky glue, full of swimmers

George had been watching babestation at work and left a pile of spunk dust on the floor

by aidenchomel June 26, 2017

splundergasm

When a male orgasm is very messy.
Like when you stamp on an icing bag and it explodes.

My wife made me have a splundergasm, it was a mess to clean up.

by CreatorOfSplundergasm June 1, 2019