Thompson Splatter

The act of shooting explosive diarrhea onto your partner, thus creating a splattering effect. A mutual Fecal Japan.

The day after a night of drinking and rough sex, Larry performed a full-body Thompson Splatter on his girlfriend.

by Larry Thompson July 18, 2003

back-splatter

Noun. The high-velocity pattern made by liquid fecal matter on the back of the toilet above the waterline. This pattern is formed when one has an uncontrolled evacuation of the bowels as he or she is in the process of sitting down and is still in a leaning-forward position. Because the movement associated with this phenomenon is usually time-consuming, the resulting back-splatter typically dries and will not come off when the toilet if flushed. Back-splatter usually lasts until physically removed with a brush and Comet.

Man, I know Al has been in here today, there's already back-splatter on the toilet.

by Duckmeat March 9, 2005

splat

when a guy ejaculates onto someone or something...

skeet skeet skeet SPLAT

by cowboy June 7, 2004

splat

when one falls and lands alone- usually on pavement or concrete.

"Did you hear about the office worker who commited suicide friday? Yeh,,he just it the ground like splat!"

by JesterMonkey June 1, 2004

Slattery

The act of two slugs copulating, during which the slugs suspend themselves on a rope of mucus and entwine their glowing blue penises.

I saw some slattery the other day and it was a glorious experience.

by slattery4all April 17, 2014

splastic

conjunction of plastic and spastic - splastic:
the stage of inebriation where you are still able to stand up, but not without swaying gently from side to side. maybe the occasional lurch.

after a session at the espy last sunday dave was completely splastic and got chucked out.

by Tom January 6, 2005

Shlatt

an ancient term derived from greek mythology to describe a group of extremely scurvy group individuals

bro 1: “Yo Shlatt, r u scurvy rn?”

bro 2: “scurvvvvvyyyyyy!”

by ScurvyJones September 18, 2019