newn speed

when someone does something really slowly and inefficiently

i got 99 mining at newn speed

by helpless_ November 6, 2018

Beach ball speech

Any (usually political) subject which, when mentioned by the speaker, causes them to move their hands up and down while talking, as if they were holding an invisible beach ball. Also known as Watermelon politics.

I really enjoyed the Obama V McCain debate last night, but there was a lot of beach ball speech, too.

by Lucothefish February 21, 2009

Speedball

A mixture of heroin and cocaine administered intravenously. This combination offers the best of both drugs. The lady (coke) gives you a rush of intense euphoria followed by the soporific effects of your boy (heroin), thus effectively eliminating the anxiety and depression that follows when shooting up cocaine by itself.

Me: I've never smoked crack but I've done speedballs.

You: You're fucking kidding me, right? You've shot up coke and smack? I'm breaking up with you, Dumbass.

by kookaburra March 17, 2015

speed trap

Area of road, usually where speed limit drops, where multiple or one determined cop sit majority of the day busting unsuspecting speeders with radar to get money for the department.

Those fucktard cops caught me in that speed trap yesterday

by Merc01` May 13, 2005

Speed Shit

Taking a shit (Also known as poop, poo, crap, #2 etc..) very fast. Faster than a normal shit.

Guy1: I gotta shit
Guy2: We're late, make it a speed shit
Guy1: I always speed shit!

Guy1 finishes shit in <5 minutes.

by Galea June 30, 2006

Need For Speed

A racing video game that Electronic Arts made in 1995. The first title was Road&Track: The Need For Speed. The first game was only for the PS1, Sega Saturn and the PC. Also in the PC version, they have the special edition of The Need For Speed. In 1997, the sequel began, Need For Speed II. The second game has no cops, no damages and no imports. Then again, the special edition starts once more. After the sequel, they quit making into a special edition and stick it to the real title. In 1998, EA strikes again with a new sequel, Need For Speed III: Hot Pursuit. The cops were in that game for sure. There's no limits to that. In 1999, another sequel will blow our mind, Need For Speed IV: High Stakes. This time they're getting to the damages of the cars. Before there was no addons, the gamers are having an idea. They call it, Downloadable Addon Cars. They create cars from scratch, 3D or 2D. It's only for the PC version. After that, EA want something else besides other cars. There's only one car manufacturer that's from Germany that want something in the game, Porsche. EA acquires the license for the game and then, it was called Need For Speed V: Porsche Unleashed. In Europe, they call it Porsche 2000. It was a different for Unleashed. Later on, they went for the Game Boy Advance to let the GBA owners play it. In 2002, EA revives Need For Speed, once again! They call it for the sequel of Hot Pursuit, Need For Speed VI: Hot Pursuit 2. The cops are getting furious with racing. They will arrest you for the last time. It's for the PS2, Gamecube, Xbox and the PC. In 2003, the exotics are taking a break and they're getting into the tuner side. They call it Underground. Need For Speed VII: Underground was a new game that impresses the tuners who are getting into imports. One of the gamers are not that interested in "rice 'em up" thing. Well beggers can't be choosers, you know. After that, Underground strikes again, once more. Underground was the first start of the game and then they made it to a sequel. Need For Speed VIII: Underground 2 has a fresh start of new ricing out thing. It was a little worse that EA took out the S2000 and the Neon because they don't have anymore money to buy the license again. Right now, EA has a new sequel, again, with a new title, Most Wanted. EA promised a new sequel to impress all racing gamers into a new level. Will EA survive making it? There were other titles from Need For Speed that just had, V-Rally, V-Rally 2, Motor City Online and Underground Rivals. We have an acronym for Need For Speed, NFS. For short, that is. When High Stakes, Hot Pursuit and Hot Pursuit 2 are still active, the pros are making the first High-Poly cars for the ones who own fast computers. They're not suitable for slow ones because it might crash your game. Now the NFS fans are so hyped about their games. Is there going to be a Need For Speed 10? We'll see about it sooner or later.

"Feel the Need For Speed!"

by Overdriven February 11, 2005

cici-speed

Not slow, but not as quick as others. Taking a bit more time to react to things. People who answer with ".................." a lot on MSN. People who often behave like they are very tired.

"Err, dude! That car's driving at cici-speed!"
"I'm not slow, I'm just working at cici-speed."
"You still don't get that?! Are you at cici-speed today, or what?!"

by cicispeed June 17, 2008