A term used for an amazingly good looking guy who is unfortunately a bit of a bungalow. For most girls the prospect of dating a Spank Wangler is not too attractive but having a one night stand is almost unavoidable, but kind of like riding a scooter... loads of fun but you wouldn't want your friends to see you.
Bunny: "Hey check out that guy over there, he's a total hotty."
Jane: "Yeah but he's trying to open that car door with his rabbit foot keyring"
Bunny: "Damnit, he's a total Spank Wangler"
Jane: "Yeah but he's trying to open that car door with his rabbit foot keyring"
Bunny: "Damnit, he's a total Spank Wangler"
by Bunny Phluff March 13, 2008
When you have done something so awful being hit in the rear is not sufficient. Therefor escalating to being spanked in the front crotch region.
by SidTheSquid May 27, 2011
1. The act of striking a golf ball with great authority and power, typically executed with a driver or fairway metal.
2. The proper spank also refers to an act associated with sexual foreplay. While the traditional spanking can be perceived as demeaning and condescending, a proper-spank is pleasurable for, and welcomed by the recipient.
2. The proper spank also refers to an act associated with sexual foreplay. While the traditional spanking can be perceived as demeaning and condescending, a proper-spank is pleasurable for, and welcomed by the recipient.
Yes, I know I missed that gimee on #10, but let me assure you that I this tee shot will be proper-spanked.
Do you care for a proper-spank?
Do you care for a proper-spank?
by S. Morgenstern June 18, 2007
When you partake in the hobby of masturbation and SPUNK into your hand give someone a slap across the face
by Wankyman6969 June 12, 2021
1) The mess left by someone that is never wrong, never on time, and has a bullshit excuse for everything.
2) The stains left in your underwear after premature ejaculation.
3) The dried up semen left on the chin of someone that sucks a lot of cock.
2) The stains left in your underwear after premature ejaculation.
3) The dried up semen left on the chin of someone that sucks a lot of cock.
1) That guy is nothing but a spank stain.
2) When his mom washed his underoos she found his spank stains.
3) When he left the bosses office, he had a spank stain.
2) When his mom washed his underoos she found his spank stains.
3) When he left the bosses office, he had a spank stain.
by millrat08 November 22, 2013
I frank spank because it smells good, gives alittle sting sensation and it's a great exfoliating lubricant for your dong. (Avoid getting into pee hole)
by Caesarsaladpizza March 25, 2015
When a friend looked up the subject we were discussing on his phone and showed me that I was wrong, I thought, "Man, I've just been google spanked!"
by Happy Pilot March 12, 2014