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proper-spank

1. The act of striking a golf ball with great authority and power, typically executed with a driver or fairway metal.

2. The proper spank also refers to an act associated with sexual foreplay. While the traditional spanking can be perceived as demeaning and condescending, a proper-spank is pleasurable for, and welcomed by the recipient.
Yes, I know I missed that gimee on #10, but let me assure you that I this tee shot will be proper-spanked.

Do you care for a proper-spank?
by S. Morgenstern July 16, 2007
mugGet the proper-spankmug.

spank stain

1) The mess left by someone that is never wrong, never on time, and has a bullshit excuse for everything.

2) The stains left in your underwear after premature ejaculation.

3) The dried up semen left on the chin of someone that sucks a lot of cock.
1) That guy is nothing but a spank stain.

2) When his mom washed his underoos she found his spank stains.

3) When he left the bosses office, he had a spank stain.
by millrat08 November 22, 2013
mugGet the spank stainmug.

Spank dandy

A glamourous boy who's known to masturbate on the spot at the mere sight of another man whilst maintaining his devotion to fashion and the gay lifestyle. A spank dandy likes nothing more than to twirl around the living room of his condo dressed only in his best animal print panties while giving himself the old finger funhouse treatment.
Bro 1: Dude, can you believe that spank dandy just whipped it out and started slapping his meat stick when we passed that homeless man on Main Street? Josh has got to get that shit under control.

Bro 2: At least he dresses nice. But what's up with those tight ass pants? I can almost count his nut hairs!
by Chaos_273 September 4, 2015
mugGet the Spank dandymug.

frank spank

I frank spank because it smells good, gives alittle sting sensation and it's a great exfoliating lubricant for your dong. (Avoid getting into pee hole)
by Caesarsaladpizza March 28, 2015
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Blicky spank

To grab a glock and spank someone with it due to their attitude
Richard: your a weirdo *keeps talking back*

Karlie: *grabs the glock* then proceeds to spank him with it yelling “blicky spank”
by Juicypussykarlss March 17, 2022
mugGet the Blicky spankmug.

spanking whiteys

Enjoying a perfectly made White Russian before sharing some laughs, with friends. The Dude abides.
1: Hey dude, let's start spanking whiteys.
2: Fuck yeah! Then let's share a laugh!
by tcw4 November 26, 2014
mugGet the spanking whiteysmug.

google spank

To look up a fact on the internet in order to prove another person wrong.
When a friend looked up the subject we were discussing on his phone and showed me that I was wrong, I thought, "Man, I've just been google spanked!"
by Happy Pilot April 19, 2014
mugGet the google spankmug.

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