soberholic

The antonym of an alcoholic.
A person who has rid themselves of alcoholism.

Hi, my name is Mike, I was an alcoholic for 15 years, now I've been a soberholic for 5 years.

by MadMikeOffTheDeck September 13, 2008

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sober shark

When a sober guy hunts down an intoxicated female, and then proceeds to make sexual advances while pretending to be under the influence himself;normally sober sharks have 70% success rate,while sober sharks wearing a shirt made by Hollister or Polo will have success 92% of the time. A sober shark is typically disgraced the next day by his bros, and furthermore can expect to not get any for an extended period of time.

Jason drank 1 beer while that girl chugged vodka, and the next time we saw them they were half naked in his bed. What a fucking sober shark.

by The bros of 303 January 6, 2009

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shler

Shler is an astonishing, heroic, amazing, super-woman. Her inner spirit is calm and her energy soothes and spread positive feelings wherever she goes. Shler is the ideal woman. She is the kind of person that whenever she walks in to a room, the clock stops and the whole atmosphere is induced with her flourishing energy. Shler sets trends and everybody wishes they could have her swag. But the truth is, Shler is a very rare person and whoever that even comes close to standing in her light, will be overshadowed by Shler's presence, because there is only one Shler.

Shler, Amazing, beautiful, jigabooza, successful, ambitious, hot, intelligent, interesting

by Professor of Life September 29, 2013

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