soggy kneecap

An offence to someone when you can’t think of something else

Shut up you ,soggy kneecap

by Pidgeonsandshit November 22, 2020

Soggy lunchbox

Code word for blowjob, not to be confused with sonky lunchbox, which is where you shove a nike lunchbox up some girl's pussy

"Bro, my uncle made me give him a soggy lunchbox last weekend."

by beanconsumer6969 April 17, 2019

Soggy biscuit

A game males play with each other as a dad or sexual pleasure. All guys jerk it until they cum, the last one to do so eats the biscuit

Yeah.. they played soggy biscuit last night and I lost. It was so disgusting and fun at the same time.

by Captain Raymond Holt December 14, 2019

Soggy Nose

When someone sucks your nose and leaves it wet with saliva.

"Errr.....Dad just gave me a soggy nose!"

by Ritchiehoops May 20, 2014

Soggy Piggy

A wet willy except instead of in the ear you put your saliva soaked finger in between someone's toes.

Aka- Soggy Piglet

I gave him a soggy piggy while he was sleeping.

That soggy piglet felt nasty!

by ZombieDinoZ September 21, 2019

Soggy bacon

When a guy wakes up after throwing his meat around all night with a limp pruned sticky dick.

Fucked this girl all night and woke up with soggy bacon. Breakfast In bed has been served.

by uandus January 21, 2020

Soggy biscuit

1: where two males ejaculate on a biscuit, the last person to bust a nut has to eat the biscuit.

2: a biscuit dipped in liquid

1: bob had to eat my soggy biscuit, he said it tasted good
1: i dropped my biscuit in my tea, it turned into a soggy biscuit

by kim jong grammar August 10, 2017