cooter snot

the vaginal secretions used to lubricate the vagina and balance the ph levels for sperm cells to reach the host

Youre cooter snot is dripping off my face.

by t3s April 23, 2007

snot nose

A child. Due to children always having the sniffles or being sick.

That little snot nose brought home the swine flu from school.

by Lucentar79 November 25, 2009

Snot Fuck

When you blow a big snot rocket onto somone else. And all you can say is FUCK!

or the embarassing sneeze in public where snot blows on you and everywhere around you.

" guys can you excuse me i just blew a huge snot fuck"
"oh shit theres a snot fuck coming on"

by Belle Ariel Jasmine James February 14, 2012

Snot Smashing

Aggressive nose picking.

After his snot smashing session Tom used tampons to absorb the blood.

by that 1ne guy January 27, 2017

Snot Storm

When you are talking to someone and you sneeze, getting snot all over your elbow and face. Then you keep your elbow above your nose and awkwardly walk away like a fucking idiot from the person you were talking too until you get tissues. But when there are no tissues you run away to the bathroom or try to play it off. (Typically happens in School).

My brain: Fuck I gotta sneeze
Person: *Talking*
My brain: Sneezing in 3..2...1
Me: Sneezing and gets shit all over my face
Me: *Awkwardly walks away looking like a fucking idiot with his/her elbow above thier face.
Snot Storm

by asdsadaadsd October 15, 2019

turd snot

When you stick your finger in your dogs butthole and then shove it in a friends nostril

Good thing you were here to clean my dogs butthole out with your finger, his glands have really been bothering him! But, Eww...Chris was not prepared when you hit him with the turd snot afterwards!

by JYO42 November 9, 2015

Rock snot

when your boogers are so dry and hard it is as if you have rocks for snot. Usually discovered upon waking up in the morning, especially in the winter.

I tried blowing my nose when I woke up this morning but I had rock snot and nothing budged.

by CLS CU January 16, 2015