snaking

The act of going through life taking every possible shortcut and being an entitled and arrogant dick about ones success earned through that way of living.

Bro1: Where is Andrew?
Bro2: Skipping lectures, prolly. But he'll show up tomorrow to hand in the essay that his buddy wrote.
Bro1: Bam! Snaking through life like a mofo.

by EN34 July 27, 2016

Snaking

To put a small object into your foreskin. So called because the resulting penis looks like a snake that has swallowed a small mammal whole. This is also known as "One-Dicking".

Person 1: Why is this chocolate mini roll so warm?
Person 2: Oh, I was snaking it earlier. Fit the whole thing right in!

by jaloopay1 January 23, 2017

sharing the joy

Having sex like a whore

Kimberley is such a slut she is constantly sharing the joy with everyone she meets.

by RickA01 March 23, 2017

staring down the barrel

When you take a gander at your peep hole at the moment of ejaculation, as to shoot your baby batter into your eyes, for pleasure of course.

"Did you hear? Mark was caught staring down the barrel at the sleepover last night?"
"Yeah, Calvin did that last week and got pink eye"

by WawaBings November 30, 2017

Snarinading

Seducing someone with your drum skills

Yeah, after snarinading her, she became my girlfriend.

by SuperBigGay February 4, 2018

snarinading

to serenade someone, usually a woman, with your snare drumming skills

snarinading-to seduce by means of a snare drum

“Dude, I was hanging with this hot trombone girl at the marching band comp last night, and I drummed her right into the bedroom. You could say I snarinaded her!”
“Dude...Teach me your ways”

by jesusmakemesqueal May 4, 2018

snaking the hole

When someone abruptly shoves their fist through your armpit indicating how much they would love to fist the hell out of your man vagina until you scream rape.

Man 1: What a great day. Guy 2 snakes guy 1's hole. Guy 1: take that bitch. Guy 2: god damn it not again. STOP SNAKING THE HOLE BLAKE.

by panda poop nuggets February 15, 2018