Grape Smuggler

A guy that has a little dick and little balls. More of a reference to a man with very small balls.

The Grape Smuggler has nothing to show off.

by Princess Andi January 26, 2024

Mud Smuggler

Homosexual. Synonymous with Turd Burglar.

Those girls are wasting their time , Kip is a mud smuggler.

by The real Dingleberry Jones July 22, 2023

Baloney Smuggler

One who uses their anal passage to hide another man’s erect penis inside of.

John Travolta is greatly admired by the ladies for his good looks and interesting roles, but his real passion is being with men and playing the role of a baloney smuggler.

by Boner2020 November 10, 2020

hamster smuggler

Gays who felch hamsters

Those dirty hamster smugglers have killed 3 hamsters this week

by Kernowballbag November 25, 2020

Dick smugglers

A Dick Smuggler is a Transgender male who is falsely presenting himself off as a real Woman to straight intoxicated males in hopes of pursuing sexual activities with his intoxicated target without being caught. Doing things like performing oral sex or anal Activities in dark or shaded rooms. With Heavily intoxicated Men.

Man I just found out last night after leaving the bar drunk asf I ended up going back to the Telly with some Dick Smugglers bruh!! They smuggled dick into my car then into my room and I didn’t even peep it bruh I’m done drinking on GOD!!

by LewDGreat January 5, 2021

honey smuggler

A person who likes men

My uncle is a honey smuggler

by The Big Nigel August 8, 2022

Smugglers Route

A smugglers route is an easier way to get to a destination.

There's a lot of traffic on the highway, so I took the smugglers route.

by SueNellFL November 9, 2022