Koala Smuggler

Similar to the Kangaroo Smuggler, the Koala Smuggler is the person doing the fisting and spitting.

I finally found a Koala Smuggler to meet my friend who is a Kangaroo Smuggler

by Greybeardthepirate212 May 24, 2023

Marmasset Smuggler

A person who actively places furry animals into their underpants in order to hide them from the rest of the world.

Ever notice a person at the airport walking in a strange manner? this person is proberbly a Marmasset Smuggler and has 4 or 5 of the poor buggers stuffed in his pants. Customs will give you a hefty fine and a possible prison sentence.

by Curly Calamari August 5, 2008

Yo-yo smuggler

A woman sporting an extremely large cameltoe in an international airport!

Hey check out her cameltoe she is a yo-yo smuggler for sure!

by May 15, 2021

Kangaroo Smuggler

Someone who likes having their anus fisted, while simultaneously having someone spit in their face/mouth.

Last night I met a Kangaroo Smuggler

by Greybeardthepirate212 May 24, 2023

smugglers hold

When the eurethra of a mans big ol Willy cock gets sown shut

Don’t get a fucking smugglers hold

by Bumfus January 5, 2018

dong smuggler

A phrase referring to someone who shoots down ideas, poops on parties, or otherwise ruins a perfectly good conversation.

"Why, I quite enjoy this here chocolate bar that I have recently purchased!"

"That chocolate was probably made by slaves."

"Don't be a dong smuggler, Billy."

by Elton Dong February 26, 2016

Cum Smuggler

Slang for a slutty person (Man or woman) that enjoys man cum. They are smuggling cum cause they're just so naughty.

Man Jaxson is such a Cum Smuggler
I know right, he looks like he just loves eating cum and sucking dick. Foul.

by Mink673 January 19, 2023