The H-Slide is the act of a male transferring from giving regular penetration to oral sex while the female remains stationary.
by ReadingDBV December 29, 2009
by SlimeyNutNut April 10, 2023
The act of masturbating while eating a pepperoni pizza, in a bathrobe, and listening to smooth jazz.
by MufflePig March 04, 2023
A breif moment of jubilation or feeling of immense well-being which is mercilessly cut short by an interaction with slushy animal feces discarded upon a pavement. Often accompanied by a catastrophic interruption of traction during carefree perambulation.
by Russell Dust December 15, 2019
Claire is working late on an essay. She goes to the kitchen and comes back with an open bottle of port - Claire is clearly sliding into temptation.
by clairepresto April 11, 2012
Example #1:
Hey, can I borrow a pe-pe-penis penis penis Penis Penis PENIS PENIS VAGINA PENIS pencil please? Sorry, Freudian slide.
Example #2:
Woman: So what's your favorite color?
Man: Well, I think my favorite color's I'd like to bend you over my knee and spank your butt raw....I mean blue.
Hey, can I borrow a pe-pe-penis penis penis Penis Penis PENIS PENIS VAGINA PENIS pencil please? Sorry, Freudian slide.
Example #2:
Woman: So what's your favorite color?
Man: Well, I think my favorite color's I'd like to bend you over my knee and spank your butt raw....I mean blue.
by Mo_Shift_Fo June 15, 2013
When you cum in your hand, and slide your cummy hand across his/her gooch, resulting in instant pregnancy
by Gucci Slider November 03, 2022