Shimano Tourney

shitty bicycle components that are found on BSOs from walmart and on shitty Trek Emonda series.

Marjane: This shimano tourney shifting is broken
Atticus: heres what to do: throw that shitty BSO into the landfill.
Marjane: but its my $8,000 Trek Emonda SL7
Atticus: Sorry ma'm but for your fucking safety, I have to toss it into a landfill. This bicycle actually comes eqquipted with "24 speed" drivetrain so that Trek could mass market this exact model in Walmart, along with Huffy and Schwinn. Trek wants to make money for drug dealers, thats it.

by Knmagor May 17, 2023

shimax

Reaching climax and shitting yourself at the same time.

“Yes, yes, yes. Yes I’ve just shimaxed!”

by Nikkinakkynoo May 28, 2023

shlimey

insta post was grossssss

bryson tells ashlyn that her insta post was shlimey

by samantha galman May 31, 2023

shimauri

fuck ass bob ,sid the sloth looking ass hoe ,glorilla looking ass hoe ,bop ass hoe ,amanda the adventurer looking hoe.

aniyla: eww what’s that smell
peyten: shimauri..

by peyy June 6, 2023

Shima Enaga

An adorable Japanese bird that looks like a cotton ball. They are only found in Hokkaido.

Person 1: WHEN I WENT TO JAPAN, I GOT TO FINALLY SEE A SHIMA ENAGA!

Person 2: WOW, YOU’RE SO LUCKY!

by ShortStackSnake October 14, 2023

Shima Enaga

An adorable Japanese bird that looks like a cotton ball. They are only found in Hokkaido.

Person 1: WHEN I WENT TO JAPAN, I FINALLY GOT TO SEE A SHIMA ENAGA!

Person 2: WOW, YOU’RE SO LUCKY!

by ShortStackSnake October 14, 2023

Shlimmergeedobble

A type of activity, commonly referred to when the activity is in a video game (For example, Roblox) and you win, making you so happy as to say this phrase in the chat or to yourself.

Oh yeah, I won the championship, it makes me want to yell Shlimmergeedobble!

by Farmer Sonic October 26, 2024