Shit

1. Remains of what you have eaten for dinner.
2. A more harsh word for poop
3. Something that is horribly written/played.

1. Jimmy has to go into the bathroom all the sudden because he has to take a big shit.
2.The myspace band, Dawn The Abyss plays like shit for being an epic metal band.

by assholecritic February 21, 2010

the shits

Brownish-red juice that shoots from the anal sphincter. Caused by Montezuma's Revenge, or other health issues.

The shits, Pissing out of my asshole.

by Chris Richardson August 20, 2007

the shit

The best of the best. Nothing greater than it. Not to be confused with shit, which is the most often the complete opposite of THE shit.

Resident Evil 4 is The Shit!!

by D-Wolf January 3, 2005

Shit

Spit out sunflower seed shells.

Spiked Nades:

Sunflower seed shells can't be digested, so your shit is spiked with shells. Cuts open your ass causing massive pain for an amount of time to your asshole.

That shit i took was a spiked nade, it ripped my asshole apart!

by Procow March 26, 2010

the shit

Something that is amazing. Not to be confused with "shit," which means horrible.

Yo, that car is the shit.

by yeah, ok November 29, 2007

This Is The Shit

A phrase commonly used by me (Zach G./ZSGhost) in private.

(slang) This is very good. (Commonly used to describe marijuana)

Stoner #1: Dude, this is the shit.
Stoner #2: Amen to that, motherfucker!

by Zach G. November 26, 2004

Shit

1. Verb: Slang for when someone takes a crap.
2. Interjection: When someone usually makes a mistake, they will yell out this word.

Example number 1: "Dude, hold up for a minute, I've got to take a shit."
Example Number 2:
Me: Did you remeber to get the keys?
Donielle: Shit! No...

by Numbah 36 April 25, 2008