Shit Sheets

Synonymous for toilet paper, but specifically a brand of toilet paper yielding superior quality for the purpose of taking a shit.

Dude! Did you use all the shit sheets AGAIN???

by Captian Dinosaur Wrangler March 22, 2011

Sheet Sniffer

A man so desperate for pussy that he'd sniff a woman's bed sheets just to get a whiff of that sweet poontang.

That pathetic sheet sniffer, couldn't get laid even if he was a billionaire.

by Throbbin_HooDD May 9, 2019

Gang Sheet

A word used to define a high accomplishment you've achieved with your mates, usually accompanied by covering your face with your two hands doing the spider-man thing. And saying "Gang Sheet!!".

Frequently used by KSI and Behzinga

Example:
*You just Finish a race in first place*

You and your friends: Gang Sheet!! (With spiderman hands)

by Playboi Clarty December 17, 2020

Shed-sheet

Code name for the accounting documents that reflect a companies plan to reduce costs by cutting headcount / lay-offs. Refers to "shedding" employees. These are usually very guarded documents.

You know that Tony has Shed-sheets saved on the network drive but they are password protected.

by Paul August 23, 2004

Shit sheets

Toilet paper.

We need to buy more shit sheets

by Wicked Mainah July 26, 2016

Sheet sneeze

Another phrase for ejaculating in bed

Holy shorts randy you sheet sneezed all over blames bed.

by Kaidonado March 16, 2020

eat the sheets

you’re getting hit from the back and your partner shoves your face in the sheets

Nate: “I’m gay”
Madi: “Oh so you like to eat the sheets?”

by theseb1tchesdidntlovesosa May 17, 2021