shaff

n. 1. A bulbous mass of a person, synonymous for fat

That kid is so shaff he needs to start eating some reduced shaff chips.

by DarkOne January 10, 2004

seafercan food

A mix of sea food and mexican food in a restaurant that gas a surfer dude theme. A good example of this type of gross food is Wahoo's Fish Tacos. Sea food and Mexican food should be separated because they are totally different and gross together.

fb status "going to Wahoo's Fish Tacos w my peepz"

comment "eewwwww seafercan food!"

by the NINJA Cheesecake January 9, 2011

Seafood Salad

When a girl gives head to a guy who has crabs

Kim did not realize that Bobby had crabs, so she unwittingly had a seafood salad while blowing him

by TheUnsilentMajority April 13, 2013

Shafeeque

Galaab Jamun Jelebi lover of Warioman

I shafeeque you

by WariomanDisciple April 18, 2014

seafood and sausage gumbo

A term used in the south for a clothing forbidden hot tub party that is meant to turn into a sex party. (The sea food reference has to do with clams, and I don’t really need to explain the sausage reference)

I can’t wait to go to the seafood and sausage gumbo at Christina’s tomorrow. I heard Mary Beth is gonna be there and she’s been looking fine lately.

by MacPherson McFly January 16, 2021

pulling a shaffer

to vomit in/on hands/shoes after taking a Jäger-bomb.

dude, he's "pulling a shaffer"

by Z.B.2158 December 26, 2009

Saus the Seafish

Somebody who makes great mashups and is nearly always horny. A "Saus the Seafish" likes white noise alot.

Hey, a Saus the Seafish is feeling horny again!

by UbisoftLatam April 17, 2021