clari-sexual

One whose human sexual orientation is unidentifiable due to the time spent with their clarinet rather than in social activities

"Dude, is Jared gay? I never see him with any chicks"
"No, he's just clari-sexual"

by Clarinet Goddess October 9, 2006

sexual crush

a sexual crush is a thought in which you have sexual fantasies about a person you like

i have a sexual crush on ben kasner

by ctyugiugugufyy January 7, 2017

Sexual Squiggle

The sexual Squiggle is the symbol, " ~ " Placed after a sentence that is meant to be romantic/flirtatious, which increases the sentence's sexual value by 10000000000000000000% Used in "Sexting".

Mary; Hey Linda!, Tom from work just texted me, "Hey~"

Linda: He Totally wants that ass go get em girl!

Gary: Look at the text my wife just sent me,

Mark: Dude that has the Sexual Squiggle after it, you Are going to be getting some tonight!

by KanibalKarrots December 10, 2016

sexual engineer

someone who creates new ways to bone

My bitch and I did some sexual engineering last night.

by ass boi July 27, 2016

sexual stamp

a stain that is on a woman's panties due to woman activities

"Cassandra, all of my undies have a sexual stamp, so I need to purchase more from Victoria Secret."

by superstainslut January 1, 2017

food sexual

Stupid 😌

U shouldnt search up food sexual on Google

Ik its discusting

by ussypsay February 15, 2021

Shida-Sexual

Likes to date minors on Twitter that protects dream stans kpop artists

Go take a shower you shida-sexual

by Just$Crackit February 10, 2022