Scrontching

The act of kidnapping a wasp/hornet, intentionally getting it to sting your genital area (female or male) so as to enlarge the area, and then proceeding to have a much more pleasureful sex by scratching the itch caused by the sting.

“I scrontched my girlfriend yesterday after I found a red hornet outside”

“Wanna go scrontching later?”

by the alaskan wolfbagger June 15, 2024

Scrontching

The act of kidnapping a wasp/hornet, making it sting your genitals (male or female) so as to enlarge them, and then having more pleasurable sex as you scratch your itching genitals during the intercourse.

“I scrontched your girlfriend last night after I found a red hornet in my yard”

“Wanna go scrontching later?”

“Erm… what the scrontch?”

by the alaskan wolfbagger June 15, 2024

Scurtching

When you have sex with someone but do not cum inside them but take the semen, put it in a jar, ferment it for 48 hours, put it in a super soaker gun and shoot your partner in the face with it

I was scurtching with my Girlfriend the other night.

by Mr. Dinklenut January 12, 2025

munchy scrunching

A sex act whereby you place munch (food) on top of the penis and proceed to give a blow job. The scrunching is the face when the cum mixes with the much

A was with this girl last night, got some whipped cream and we was munchy scrunching

by Silverspit July 29, 2023

Mud Sketching

Mud Sketching is when one draws art with their own feces. This can be either on the floor, walls, ceiling, etc. Mud Sketching is considered frowned upon in most 1st world countries, due to it's inherently unsanitary nature, but many 3rd world countries like India heavily partake in this unorthodox pastime

"I'm a grown man, and I love mud sketching!"
"Mud sketching is really fun once you get past the 'ew factor'"
"Mud sketching is so gross, man! People can only suffer so much for their art"
"Mud sketching make me willy hard!!!"

by Mudsketchman420 April 24, 2025