Schrodinger's Douchebag

Inziewienzie

> inziewienzie says something stupid and doesn't take accountability

This person is a huge Schrodinger's Douchebag

by Xalter September 10, 2025

Schrodinger's troll

Someone who decides whether they were trolling or not based on how people reacted.

He is such a Schrodinger's troll

by the trolly January 22, 2023

Schrodinger's Puberty

Until you look inside the box, your younger relative is both a child and an adult. The last time you saw them they were in a Diaper and now they make complete sentences. Then the next time you look, they're starting highschool. Then they're driving. Then they have their own kid. In your own head they're still a child even when you're talking to them about how to manage a mortgage.

Last time I saw Dani, she was starting high school; Then she went through schrodinger's puberty and got married.

by Forillz December 18, 2017

Schrodinger’s Morbius

A phenomenon where no one knows if Micheal Morbius actually says “it’s morbin time” due to nobody ever having watched the movie. People make memes about him saying “it’s morbin time” but people make memes about him not saying “it’s morbin time”, and no one knows who’s correct because no one watched Morbius

Person 1:”Hey, did Micheal Morbius say “its morbin time” in the movie?”
Person 2:”yes”
Person 1:”but it says here that he didn’t”
Person 2:”ah, that’s called Schrodinger’s Morbius”

by Person number 6747568377 September 3, 2022

schrodinger's asshole

Alternate phrase for "Schrodinger's douchebag"

Person 1: "Women shouldn't be allowed to vote"
Person 2: "That's kinda fucked up"
Person 1: "It was just a joke"
Person 2, to Person 3: "He's a Schrodinger's asshole"

by chainswordcs December 10, 2023

Schrodinger's Lawyer

A lawkeeper who decides whether they're client should plead guilty based on the verdict of the jury

Jury: *Whispering* Yeah, he's probably guilty

Schrodinger's Lawyer: Nows your chance!

Client: I plead guilty to the first degree murder of a family of 4

Jury: Oh, we were going to say he's not guilty, but whatever

Client: Aaaaaaaaaagggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh

Schrodinger's Lawyer: Oops

by KorokDude August 25, 2023

Schrodingers Balls

If one man's balls are replaced with another man's balls and he impregnates a woman, whose kid is it?

Schrodingers balls; that kid came from Schrodingers balls, we don't know who the father is

by Logical@Balls October 8, 2025