Dirty Sanchez

When a man and a women engage in anal sex and the man pulls out his dirty brown crayon and draws the women a ‘poostatch’.
I gave the girl I met at San Chez tapas in GR, a Dirty Sanchez and she licked it off.
by Numman March 09, 2019
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Cummy Sanchez

It's a sex act having a similar name to dirty Sanchez but for the weak hearted. It's when a man and a woman engage in oral sex, then the man takes his penis and rubs it above the girls upper lip leaving his cum like a moustache.
After having oral sex, the man gave the woman a cummy sanchez.
by antology June 01, 2017
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Beef Sanchez

The Beef Sanchez is a sexual act where, immediately upon completion of anal sex, the pitcher places his face directly into the anus of the catcher. The catcher then expels the liquid combination of lube, ejaculate, and fecal-matter from his anus onto the face of the pitcher creating a goatee emulating that of a Mexican.
I went to the spa to get a facial and thy gave me a Beef Sanchez instead.
by Johnny_Blaze_1216 December 23, 2013
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Cystie sanchez

When your popping a pimple and you wipe it on your significant other
I had a huge zit and I popped it. I gave Laura a cystie sanchez
by Tony danza September 17, 2019
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santa sanchez

This is a play off the "Dirty Sanchez". In this the man ejaculates specifically on the female's upper lip.
This is closely related to the "Pearl Necklace".

This was first documented on Loveline by Dr Drew Pinsky on September 10th, 2007
"He came on my upper lip, he gave me a santa sanchez"
by santalistener September 11, 2007
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Spooky Sanchez

When a guy eats nothing but pumpkin pie for a week and ejaculates on his partners face
My boyfriend gave me a Spooky Sanchez last night and it smelled like nutmeg.
by Spooky Sanchez October 08, 2020
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Saltwater Sanchez

When a male is in a room with two or more female relatives and he takes turns cumming in each females mouth. The first female can’t swallow until he cums in the next females mouth which the longer it takes, the saliva builds and builds creating a pool of saltwater.
I heard Jeremy gave his distant cousins a saltwater sanchez last night and one of them almost drowned.
by Bearded Libra May 20, 2023
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