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mr sanchez

The absolute devil, he is usually a Spanish teacher who is a dick who has a small dick. He probably has already had sex with the girl your sitting next to, and the girl on the other side of the class. He only gives out 50% to people in his class
Person 1: Did you hear about Kate and Mr sanchez?
Person 2: Ya, he fucked her so hard that he had to give her an 50% on the test.
by thatoneguymike October 24, 2017
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santa sanchez

This is a play off the "Dirty Sanchez". In this the man ejaculates specifically on the female's upper lip.
This is closely related to the "Pearl Necklace".

This was first documented on Loveline by Dr Drew Pinsky on September 10th, 2007
"He came on my upper lip, he gave me a santa sanchez"
by santalistener September 23, 2007
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Cheesy Sanchez

When a man or woman kisses someone with a mustache who has just eaten Cheetos.
It wasn't until Tina looked in the mirror that she realized Mike had given her a hickie and a Cheesy Sanchez.
by *menace* June 12, 2013
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Beef Sanchez

The Beef Sanchez is a sexual act where, immediately upon completion of anal sex, the pitcher places his face directly into the anus of the catcher. The catcher then expels the liquid combination of lube, ejaculate, and fecal-matter from his anus onto the face of the pitcher creating a goatee emulating that of a Mexican.
I went to the spa to get a facial and thy gave me a Beef Sanchez instead.
by Johnny_Blaze_1216 December 23, 2013
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pervy sanchez

An obviously perverted person(usually referring to males)
A guy that comments on porn videos on what they would do to the girl is a Pervy Sanchez
by Tlo97 August 10, 2017
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Cystie sanchez

When your popping a pimple and you wipe it on your significant other
I had a huge zit and I popped it. I gave Laura a cystie sanchez
by Tony danza September 17, 2019
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Dirty Sanchez

Former starting quarterback of the NFL team New York Jets
What is mark Sanchez' nickname- Dirty Sanchez
by Tj will April 21, 2018
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