Salami slap

it’s where you get so annoyed at someone you want to salami slap them
i got so annoyed at my mum i nearly salami slapped her
by yummyfish October 20, 2019
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salami witch

talula when she plays w ur whole salami (salami #6 specifically)
talula: I was tried in the salami witch trials
me: damn that’s crazy
by talula johnson June 28, 2021
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Brooklyn Salami

In the Oscar award winning adult film “donald trump and hillary clinton fucking bernie sanders and megan parody”, the term Brooklyn Salami is used by the actor playing Bernie Sanders just before going down on the actress playing Hillary Clinton. The term is in reference to his penis, as he’s rather facetiously saying that his penis is comparable in size to uncut Salami. As for the part about Brooklyn, it’s unclear to modern linguists, considering that Bernie Sanders was a politician in Vermont and never ran with the intention of passing favorable legislation for the city.
Bernie- “I’ll tell you what, you’re about to get hit with the Brooklyn Salami!”
by Lunchbox Larry and The Crew February 02, 2023
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salami face

dang gryffin mcgowan has such a salami face
by HT132 November 07, 2019
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Drying Salami

Drying Salami: A sexual practice in which a male withdraws his penis from a partner's anal sphincter, followed by the partner exhaling warm air onto the penis with the aim of inducing ejaculation.
During their intimate encounter, John withdrew and asked Jane to perform drying salami as a form of alternative stimulation."
by Chick Bowdry September 01, 2023
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Diesel Coated Salami Pirate

Diesel Coated Salami Pirates or Salami Pirates for short is another term for Lot Lizards, or Truck stop prostitutes
There's a Diesel Coated Salami Pirate going truck to truck offering her services
by The dirty trucker June 24, 2024
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