Shlong

The term used the define the Coleoid cephalopods (Also known as the penis).

“Damn, I heard that guy had a large shlong.”

by Meetud April 19, 2019

Shlong

Shlong: an abnormally large or long penis. Usually around the length of 100 to 300 cm

Man, I got dicked down by Dave's huge shlong the other day. I’d say it had to be at least 200 cm!

by Dog_fighting_is_fun February 11, 2021

Shlong

A shlong is a penis

My boyfriend has a really big shlong

by Doggereywg July 13, 2020

Shlong

A shlong is a boner the will not go away and is there for eternal life

Oh dude he has a shlong!!

by Slayinchrome May 22, 2021

shlong

slang for penis

Yo bro your shlong is massive and juicy.

by longschlong_1 September 29, 2022

Shlong

Short super long

Yo have you seen my beanie
Oh the shlong one

by Shlongbelike January 25, 2018

Caleb's Shlong

a shlong so big it makes girls evolve and build time machines just so they can relive the exsprience of taking that rod right up the culo. sometimes girls mistake him for a black guy.

"Caleb's shlong is why we have rights!" said every girl in existence

by webbybutter January 2, 2023