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New Years revolution

When your New Years resolution is broken, usually through measures of interference from another party.
Fuck, my friend's broke my New Years resolution by injecting crack into me while I was asleep. Fucking New Years revolution.
by Logan R white January 10, 2011
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Revolution

The Next-Gen System of Nintendo; The Gamecube is it's predecessor, and not the other way around. Whether you support it or not, this system is considered/promoted as being 'revolutionary' for its controversial new controller, a remote shape with a D-Pad and 2 Buttons; An analog stick and 2 triggers can be attached if needed. The remote acts as a freehand pointer and can be held like a baseball bat, gun, drumstick, etc; This along with the analog stick supposedly is equal to if not better than a keyboard/mouse combo (most helpful in FPS games), hence its 'revolutionary' tag. It also offers free wi-fi online play, the ability to download games from Nintendo's extensive library, gamecube backward-compatability, and dvd player functions.

The other 'revolutionary' aspect of this system is that its headed in a totally different direction than its competition, Sony's PlayStation 3 and Microsoft's Xbox 360. Where as the aforementioned are geared to be high-end media powerhouses with many features, the Nintendo is striving for improving the quality and 'fun' of playing the game; this can turn out wonderful or utterly crappy, depending on the general public's acceptance of the new controller and the ability of 3rd Party developers to make full use of its capabilities.

PS3/360: Traditional approach, focusing on better, stunning graphics and sound as well as extra media features such as MP3 playing. Critics argue that a game with crappy gameplay that looks beautiful just makes it beautiful crap; also, the more of a powerhouse a console is, the more expensive it is to develop for.

Revolution: Radical approach, focusing on the gameplay. The controller should be easy to use by anyone, but above all fun to play with. Critics say that the Revolution will not be able to run games with graphics within this generation's standards. It is also thought that the controller will make you tired after swinging it around so much.

Its name is slated to change before release, sometime after Q2 2006.
The Revolution is coming, whether you hate it, love it, or just don't give a f*ck. Games planned for release at launch include new Zelda, Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles, Metroid, and highly anticipated Super Smash Bros. sequels. Many, many 3rd party software developers, including Capcom and Squaresoft, excluding Epic Games, have admitted their apprehensive-but-supportive excitement for the revolution.
by Patrick M. July 25, 2008
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dance dance revolution master

A dance dance revoulution master gets all the bitches waped around his dong amd dance all gets perfect on every song.
Dyaln is a dance dance revolution master all the bieches
by herffish96 February 8, 2015
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Grozny Revolution

When one or more person plays "Russian Roulette" with a fully-loaded revolver and hoping (or not) it jams; because the revolver is so old and rusty.

Common nick-name; Grozny
Soldier: So what happened with the rebel leader again?
Officer: He heard he played Grozny Revolution with his friend.
Soldier: What does that mean?
Officer: You load a revolver fully and play Russian Roulette. Ironic right? They're guns are so old I wouldn't be surprised if they jam.
by Putin_699 June 25, 2019
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Kitchen Revolutions / Kuchenne rewolucje

Polish program about restaurants, main character is Magda Gessler. She's very mean and shouts at everyone but great at cooking. People write to her if they need BIG help with thier restaurants. She helps :<
Kitchen Revolutions / Kuchenne rewolucje is bad program
by LittleRoseDrawer August 16, 2019
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A proletarian revolution

Female self gratification in which the masterbater overthrows her bourgeoisie undergarments using her working class fingers.
While trundling along the cobbled end of Oxford Street on the top deck of the 94 towards Acton Green she secretly set in motion a proletarian revolution.
by 15Pen15 December 4, 2017
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Revolutionism

A political system that believes in over throwing any government and restructuring that government. They will do so by reeking havoc among the people and building walls around the state/country to keep people in. Once done so they will restart the political system and turn it into dictatorship.
Guy: Hey man! I support revolutionism, how bout you?
Man: The fuck is wrong with you?
by ThatSlytheryBoi December 5, 2020
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