Albert Two-holes and the Sweet Release

In the stall of any public restroom begin to fuck a girl in the ass, sit down on the toilet with her on your lap and shit and cum at the same time.

Man! That crazy bitch at the bar last night wanted me to pull off an "Albert Two-holes and the Sweet Release". I'm not sure who's shit I was smelling, mine, hers or the 300lb fatty in the stall next door. Wow, Amazing!! For my first time trying it, it was a sweet release!

by Russell Upsomgrub June 5, 2014

Negotiate the release of some chocolate hostages

The act of forcing oneself to defecate following a period of constipation

Blimey, I'm going to have to negotiate the release of some chocolate hostages

by The East Stand Crusader September 25, 2003

to release the poison from my snake

This phrase means: to masterbate.

The "snake" is referring to the penis. The word "poison" is referring cum/semen. The phrase can also be said as:

"I need to get the poison of of my snake."

Mike: "I'll be over shortly. I need to release the poison from my snake. It should only be a few minutes."

Jake: Yeah, I think I'll do that too.

by ::MIKESTER:: December 23, 2008

negotiate for the release of some chocolate hostages

To have a rather large bowel movement, especially if one has been constipated.

"Ooh! That coffee and cigarette are really doing the trick. I have to go the the bathroom and negotiate for the release of some chocolate hostages."

by Mr. Unix May 28, 2008

I'm not saying I'm friggin' William Shakespeare. But even writing a melody, it's a release. And I really have a need to express myself

Phrase said by Mariah Lolo.

I'm not saying I'm friggin' William Shakespeare. But even writing a melody, it's a release. And I really have a need to express myself - Mariah lolo.

by thecharacterwannie July 3, 2022

Antonio Banderas: Masoleum Juicer: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Antonio Banderas: Masoleum Juicer: The First Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

Latinx Gang Is The White Flag: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 220: Latinx Gang Is The White Flag: The First Juvenile Release.

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025