Top Ranks

Your top ranks is both a close friend who is also a gangster, known influential gangster. The green-light guy, for sticky situations. A top ranks, has to be high ranked in the street and high ranks in your brejinship

Person 1: We went into the town, the whole town knows him. He told me anyone, anytime, anywhere.

Person 2: Weh u a say, ah ya top ranks?

by T Mills905 April 17, 2023

pig rank

the thing technoblade wanted for so long. RIP technoblade 2022

Did you know only technoblade have pig rank

by when you bottom text January 16, 2023

Rank butt syndrome

The rotten smell that seeps from a person's backside, that is so bad that others can smell it from a distance, causing nasal pain, nausea and anger!

Holly crap, someone in here has rank butt syndrome! 😡🤢

by Rbaum5 April 11, 2021

meni pise private rank 2

Meni pise private rank 2 is a sentence that a young Serbian youtuber Mihajlo Madic said when he was asked does he have prime in cs:go.

Guy 1: Mihajlo imas li prime?
Mihajlo: Meni pise private rank 2
Guy 2: Boli me kurcina, de izbaci ovog bohte

by Karakondzula January 19, 2024

Ranked Competitive Sex

The opposite of Casual Sex

"The existence of Casual Sex implies the existence of Ranked Competitive Sex"
"Casual sex is for losers. I only partake in Ranked Competitive Sex."

by Cousin Throckmorton December 10, 2023

rank-of-importance

Arrangement of several issues, tools, people, depending on what share of usefulness each will take if prioritized on a particular period of time.

Let me use the rank-of-importance to sort out old customer orders before the new ones arrive.

by Walkoment October 31, 2020

Jerkmate Ranked

Popular online form of entertainment and contests between like-minded people of all ages, who all share a passion for ejaculation, whilst all achieving certain standards of gooning and jelqing. This contest is judged upon the speed, intensity and flair of stroking one's Corpus spongiosum (penis). The competition is carried out in formats of single, doubles and squad.

Billy have you done your work yet?

'Fuck off I'm gooning on Jerkmate Ranked'

by Fondle Monster 69 February 3, 2025