greasy raccoon

When you think something a creator with 165k+ followers said sounded dirty but instead you just Rick-rolled all of her followers to look at this. #iamanidiottoo

I just left a massage so forgive the embedded sheet wrinkles and the greasy raccoon thing I have going on here.

by Quadzi November 30, 2021

raccoon girl

girl that leaves scratch marks on his back after sex

Ya I walked in and he was with raccoon girl.

by urbandickname27 October 18, 2022

raccoon retail

best game ever

raccoon retail goes brr

by anonymous January 30, 2024

Raccooning

Someone who will sleep with anything is raccooning because they love to hunt for trash.

Did you see that guy? Phillip is raccooning again.

by DefinitionShortage April 18, 2020

Arabian Raccoon Pull

When you shove a racoon in your friends ass so they can no longer shit and then wait 3-4 days and during sex you pull the raccoon out so a fountain of shit spews everywhere.

Bro im finna Arabian Raccoon Pull Shawn tonight IM SCHLEEP

by Zoodonym May 19, 2019

Raccoon

Raccoons are the most powerful animal in the world. Their ass can spread up to 8 inches wide and their powerful attack methods are no match to a man.

They are the gods and can't be killed.

"HOLY FUCK IS THAT RACCOON GONNA ATTACK US?"
"Nah bro, just whip your dick out and you'll be fine"

by Kejebus June 28, 2021

raccoons in the attic

Inflicted with dementia.

My grandma is a sweet lady, but I'm afraid she's got raccoons in the attic.

by Spanky Spankerton December 14, 2013