The quantum prismatic evolution of a cell - The quantum particles that are existing in a superposition within a cell that are given instructions to move to move along a predetermined path to a specific point in time to continue the evolution of a cell.
The quantum prismatic evolution of a cell is what genterates the force for the atom to split.
by Jefew November 22, 2024
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Quantum Gay

When someone is Bisexual, but hate to be call a Bisexual. They are instantly Quantum Gay.
Simon : So you’re Bi?
Alex : Yeah I guess, but I don’t like calling myself a bisexual.
Simon : So you’re Quantum Gay?
Alex : Yes sir
by ThatOneBoringBoi March 01, 2021
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quantum-doodleflapper

A quantum-doodleflapper is a person who can't stop to conflate the mysterious nature of quantum mechanics and the mysterious nature of their particular superstitious belief. The gaps in our understanding of quantum mechanics are filled in with the persons favourite pet hypothesis for consciousness, existence or any other big question about the fundamental nature of the cosmos.
"There was a quantum-doodleflapper in the debate who kept asserting quantum mechanics prove humans have a soul and other various magical abilities."
by Be Loyal July 04, 2020
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Quantum shit

When you have had diarree for three+ days .
I have quantum shit myself the past week.
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Quantum-Omega Diagapharum

A hypothetical conjecture used for creating complex and entirely useless theorems or laws of physics/mathematics.
The Quantum-Omega Diagapharum of the manatee created quite a disturbance on multiple levels worldwide.
by Craig the Wonder Zebra May 15, 2012
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quantum jelqing

quantum jelqing is the act of jelqing for such an extended period of time that the penis is thinner than an atom
Guy 1: Is that a string?
Guy 2: No, Gary's just been quantum jelqing.
by HawkTuahRegimer October 23, 2024
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Quantuming

to Quantum/ Quantumed/ Quantuming is when someone is breaking every rule/guideline possible in a given place and the people in charge claim he is doing nothing wrong.

Named after Quantum TV doing just that on Youtube and The Act Man who called him out to be silenced for technicalities/arbitrary reasons #JusticeForActMan
My Friend Jack told me about a Quantuming story he had where he went to a McDonald's when he's full on naked yelling obscenities' and the manager came out to say to the complainers that Jack is doing nothing wrong and for everyone to carry on eating their big mac, dude Jack Quantumed out so hard that day.
by Sir Arkay June 12, 2022
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