A situation where you and your wife are invited to your boss's home for dinner. Upon finishing dinner, your boss takes your wife and proceeds to have sex with her on the dinner table in front of you while firmly holding your gaze. Upon finishing, he instructs you to leave and you are expected to shake his hand at the door and thank him for a lovely evening.
My boss invited us over for dinner again. I'm reluctant to go because I know it's just going to be another Putin's Retreat.
by xavi_danger August 3, 2022
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Guy two: Well, the ambulance crashed on the way to the hospital.
Guy three: What! What happened?
Guy two: Vlad tried to fly by climbing up the garden shed and lifting his own feet off the ground. It didn't go well and he ended up landing on the yard rake and losing his nuts.
Guy three: What an utter Putinist!
Guy two: Well, the ambulance crashed on the way to the hospital.
Guy three: What! What happened?
Guy two: Vlad tried to fly by climbing up the garden shed and lifting his own feet off the ground. It didn't go well and he ended up landing on the yard rake and losing his nuts.
Guy three: What an utter Putinist!
by NuclearFalloutWhen? October 6, 2022
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Get the Petuiqua mug."Hey, did you hear? Putin warns that he'll attack the US."
"That's not going to happen."
"What makes you so sure?"
""Putin warns", that alone means it's an empty threat."
"That's not going to happen."
"What makes you so sure?"
""Putin warns", that alone means it's an empty threat."
by SomeCaliGirl February 10, 2023
Get the Putin warns mug.Fear of any fact related to Vladimir Putin: appearance, voice, decisions, allies, etc. Mostly linked to phobia of authoritarian and terrorist regimes.
Medics tried to cure my putinophobia, but it turns out it's too strong, maybe Ukraine's win might naturally do it.
by Antirussian August 17, 2023
Get the Putinophobia mug.A beautiful specimen that should be the 2020 US president. He is better then Donald trump and the child of the two best leaders. Remember new decade new me. VOTE FOR MEEE. Can also fix brexit.
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Boris Johnson: I wish he could come over and fix brexit
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by Drphilissmexy November 4, 2019
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